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小排骨 2005-1-5 12:40

[贴图]**老大是这样出来的(谁比我叼?)

01.我出生在一个暴力家庭，打从小每当我哭泣的时候都会遭到暴力制止 <br>+`r$li|dNw&e
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02.一旦我反抗就会遭到更加沉重的惩罚 <br>
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n5}&z G)S1Y\8g/c 03.我在他们眼中就如同碗盘一样可以随便丢弃 <br>;Y7j reTd;T
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v-a+~"@aFv` 04.即使偶尔带我出门也完全不顾及我的死活 <br>
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5.他们还亲手教会了我不良习好 <br>`;TZd|p\\p
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06.麻醉我十分弱小的心灵 <br> _NuP'M5T
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-b|Gj"b$s 07.这样的生活使我从小就产生了极强的暴力倾向 <br>/SS2Bg6Zj
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|6nrIT R9C/p+I 08.他们很疼爱我的姐姐，她经常吃掉本属于我的食物.<br>#Q3psJl:z
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小排骨 2005-1-5 12:44

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11.罚我在一荒凉的土地上放牧受罪享受凄凉 <br>~k1p3bbo? {
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12.而我的姐姐却在家里臭美臭浪 <br>5N7Lh*a GC o%f%J
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13.生活迫使我开始思考我的人生和希望 <br>~7Y;Kg lc;`:u
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　17.有了钱后我就着手实现我的目标--------当**老大<br>9Q(T'Ji1]{O;QHq
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18.我刻苦学习了攻击技能 <br>%a@O YJ5ih
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}op(M?$Hd$M [8u 20.若干年后，终于实现了我的理想，成为威震一方的**老大! <br>.U l V.RD;sRJ.Hi_

野们 2005-1-5 12:53

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[em4][em4][emb2]原来排骨是这样炼成的！^_^[em16]

野骥江 2005-1-5 19:08

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哈哈，顺理成章的成为了**老大

野风 2005-1-5 22:51

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哈哈哈,编得好真逗.[emb2]

恐龙 2005-1-5 23:07

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野桑 2005-1-6 00:31

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原来当老大是出于无奈[emb11]

野东东 2005-1-6 00:51

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十分精彩!<br>
-DQW ff [emb12][emb12][emb12][emb12]

厦门虫虫 2005-1-6 09:10

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能把一些毫不相干的图连在一起，还编的这么顺溜，厉害！

野山鸡 2005-1-6 12:25

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佩服佩服。。。

野冷 2005-1-6 12:38

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那个出卖肉体当模特的最逗，真实，哈哈

天傲 2005-1-6 12:59

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哈哈哈!实在有意思!

野鸡 2005-1-6 20:30

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排骨啊。没想到啊，你的童年原来就是这样过的。怪不得啊。

小排骨 2005-1-6 21:18

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鸡哥要不要感受一下啊

黑猫 2005-1-6 23:09

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笑晕了，原来土匪司令员就是这样练成的。[emb7][emb2]

野章鱼 2005-1-7 16:18

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太精彩了![emb6][emb6][em4]

野企鹅 2005-1-7 22:16

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深表同情。[emb6][emb6][emb6]

野一刀 2005-1-11 11:04

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