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[转帖]这位前台小姐竟能用英语逼死美国人

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Ml&O5xi 刚才来了个美国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的： <br>
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美国人：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？” <br>
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前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！” <br>F!Q/vS-D
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