梅 2005-6-3 00:05
[转帖]倒车也会闹笑话???
司机和一个口吃的同事一起出车.<br>
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在一个丁字路口,因为要变向,所以要现倒一段车,而车后是一堵大墙.<br>
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要倒的恰到好处才可以.<br>
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于是司机请同事帮忙<br>QO&S&v&J6AR
"你帮我看一下,到了告诉我一声...."<br>
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汽车启动,倒车...<br>
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"dao......dao.....dao....dao...dao..dao."口吃同事口中不停.<br>tb&D(`eT.r:B0q$DB
司机依言倒......倒.....倒....倒...倒..倒...<br>
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"轰..."大墙被车撞得轰然倒地...<br>
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ps:本文无意取笑口吃者.<br>7v,`s6g9Y
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司机将货装好准备离开,开始倒车.车后不远处是一卖梨的农民老大爷.<br>
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"倒车...倒车...."车内传出女声的警示信号...<br>
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不想车倒的太多,车后的老大爷被撞倒,梨也都被压坏了.<br>
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司机赶忙下车把老大爷扶起,并连连道歉.<br>O$S5z}Q$NH
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"你闪开...<br>
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老大爷一把推开司机<br>NY4T'N%r9{
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"我找那女的.都倒到哪儿了,她还叫倒,倒..."<br>
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