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世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑
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咱俩谁跟谁阿
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怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
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你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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6.you me you me
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7.You Give Me Stop!! X"[#x,sY,]^"y
你给我站住! VP&uAuM_
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8.know is know noknow is noknow
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知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER
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表妹
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
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龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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美中不足
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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15.小明:I am sorry! %Ryi Exkd8P
老外:I am sorry too!
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老外:What are you sorry for?
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小明:I am sorry five!
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if you want life,I have one!
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我叫李老大,今年25。
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18.you have two down son。
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有多远,死多远!!!!
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 2G'[8g@&c"n-T-n
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸