贝琥 2007-5-31 23:22
世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑
1.we two who and who?
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2.how are you ? how old are you? 7^x}Re#Q7{/Io
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you VU8K8fR}|)H.`v9@
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 &O4@/`tB8H5a c
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 7X6]Bity]Y
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! Q(e/oRT8~3E4A
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6.you me you me
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7.You Give Me Stop!!
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你给我站住! ]Xjow-Y
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8.know is know noknow is noknow #bG0m7x-o6n*hF%C
知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER z1w/s`8VKf'a{
表妹
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! R"s){}e(p9\
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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11.American Chinese not enough T$d6x&Bys(L
美中不足 ["^b+~C|rg
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die d(F.j1s-IG
车祸现场描述
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心花怒放
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14.go past no mistake past
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走过路过,不要错过 1k!?` P nh&b-x
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15.小明:I am sorry! :W+J7ylX
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老外:What are you sorry for?
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小明:I am sorry five!
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16.If you want money,I have no;
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if you want life,I have one!
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要钱没有,要命一条 G+oC[uN-c W4QU
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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我叫李老大,今年25。
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18.you have two down son。 cg#_"CV1Qo1\^L0Q
你有两下子。 -y|^M!S3Iz0^/o
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19.as far as you go to die
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有多远,死多远!!!! 9\,mY8}4l(Qn8k
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face $bW7mn#z'?^z!B
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸