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贝琥 2007-5-31 23:22

世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who?
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2.how are you ? how old are you? 7^ x} Re#Q7{/Io
   怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! Q(e/oRT8~3E4A
  有事起奏,无事退朝 9M)lEM0iQz{
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6.you me you me
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7.You Give Me Stop!!
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dZB$gR'N1`/? 8.know is know noknow is noknow #bG0m7x-o6n*hF%C
   知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9Im_c GRjO_Q 9.WATCH SISTER z1w/s`8V Kf'a{
  表妹
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"rL-B5A]0ZW 10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! R"s){}e(p9\
  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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  美中不足 ["^b+~C|rg
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die d(F.j1s-IG
   车祸现场描述
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  心花怒放
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"dG/RJwO 14.go past no mistake past
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   老外:I am sorry too! I(\R#X3m3R
  小明:I am sorry three! QUWIa(h
   老外:What are you sorry for?
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16.If you want money,I have no;
hq9g3a,j3pZs\   if you want life,I have one!
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H(b?sv0zkN2r5H 17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
^$~+j+KuKb   我叫李老大,今年25。
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18.you have two down son。 cg#_"CV1Qo1\^L0Q
  你有两下子。 -y|^M!S3Iz0^/o

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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face $bW7mn#z'?^z!B
   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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