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贝琥 2007-5-31 23:22

世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who? i9pt:{DQ6l3X
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
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rQo#CA;I1O 5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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6.you me you me
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7.You Give Me Stop!! X"[#x,sY,]^"y
   你给我站住! VP&uAuM_

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9.WATCH SISTER
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
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11.American Chinese not enough !y.fb h!Lf
  美中不足
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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15.小明:I am sorry! %RyiExkd8P
   老外:I am sorry too!
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   老外:What are you sorry for?
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  if you want life,I have one!
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  我叫李老大,今年25。
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  有多远,死多远!!!!
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   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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