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贝琥 2007-5-31 23:22

世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who? 'TB%E!on
   咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2.how are you ? how old are you?
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N L4K_T S @|'G 3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! Z$fQF5HGf*LDn k
   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
&U9R ~N4a&O   有事起奏,无事退朝
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6.you me you me
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7.You Give Me Stop!!
qqC2FIQ!d    你给我站住!
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i]%`*^{%Y 8.know is know noknow is noknow t2gO[Av%p4]
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  表妹
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
u/St8m*RN ]?   龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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]+C8^w"j`8q 11.American Chinese not enough +d+SX4h|X
  美中不足 :].?+xyc%W

9T@%m6Cr1oe|5W 12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die P.IgY2g4A}
   车祸现场描述
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8eNK OrN{+{d 13.heart flower angry open
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uM)XjE6M 14.go past no mistake past l%? @F/V
   走过路过,不要错过 -xv0C'CTwaR#Y
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15.小明:I am sorry! X:k{ gES9yI
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  小明:I am sorry three!
H'aOWrY    老外:What are you sorry for?
u,H;E vD)F   小明:I am sorry five!
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16.If you want money,I have no; ,C:xA | s}i)i
  if you want life,I have one!
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%Qd&B#QV8G L/P 17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
o-w;v\"a*J D&}   我叫李老大,今年25。
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18.you have two down son。 y!s9x W%_ G}yl&O
  你有两下子。
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19.as far as you go to die
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
~ P nV]9UB    给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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