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贝琥 2007-5-31 23:22

世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑

1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you? |4X"B#A}.t#d
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you o'a} qX7E*Wm-v,XK
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ :P Q$C6A2tG
　　 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ y c2]9Q/q0r
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! T'I!gI{9j#R \-e
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6．you me you me
V Lr@9@!EX 　　 彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
dGQ }1g;v*t7W2eo5H 　　 你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
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#n6u]DM 10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
#t/^"wV8n!q 　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
`8uJYo R 　　美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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*Jj+y;dQb2Q} 14．go past no mistake past
!yL&e:@1\ 　　 走过路过，不要错过
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xo,z/n\ 15．小明：I am sorry!
$Nfyk:Z9N+Q 　　 老外：I am sorry too!
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　　 老外：What are you sorry for?
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16．If you want money,I have no;
AI*rV:~AG 　　if you want life,I have one! E4Koo6_#G
　　 要钱没有，要命一条 x U]C3O1~

W]&Pvx~ ^ 17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. !rJK bI-FF
　　我叫李老大，今年25。
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rL6{(VzF&zW8o 18．you have two down son。 !c&gw#G I U Z}0c
　　你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
.O8p:RA6hZ]g#B 　　有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
D3T.LO"`8P6S 　　 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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