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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who?
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2.how are you ? how old are you? 厦门越野联盟. ^% O( O# I1 b. H" _$ q
   怎么是你,怎么老是你? $ m9 p. ~  x8 @! ?# k: q8 \
  
- a5 i1 E8 D0 B4 S3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
7 U- ~# U8 b8 X5 W  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
7 e3 \0 i8 @# ~: g( j0 n' G+ j5 cxmjeep.com   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! * z* K0 |7 a; e. M! v% G
  有事起奏,无事退朝
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6.you me you me " }% H* F% E* S% d' b3 u: T
   彼此彼此
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7.You Give Me Stop!!
7 t! x# q- o3 i8 \3 p$ L! h) h. G' ]   你给我站住! xmjeep.com! e( _) R3 p& |" T8 q6 m" i

" W% g: h' j' W; I  A* `) M2 w8.know is know noknow is noknow 9 r; y/ e( T% T( E; g
   知之为知之,不知为不知…
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: n! n$ h0 f8 r! G5 m! B10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 9 J1 }1 i. W; ]4 m
  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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( S) r8 U$ B& S& R11.American Chinese not enough
$ F) x' X. U9 A3 a  美中不足
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die # v9 p0 T4 N4 @
   车祸现场描述 xmjeep.com2 y* t4 N. A- H4 [" ~% y
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13.heart flower angry open 厦门越野联盟; y/ M" i- E) Z9 y$ r5 x$ B
  心花怒放
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" c7 n: _; [0 s6 \0 W14.go past no mistake past
  l  D/ R6 d3 L; @   走过路过,不要错过 / c) t  g" }8 e7 T) A: `0 ~+ z

1 M% x# I9 L) p7 Q" Vxmjeep.com15.小明:I am sorry!
5 ^. _$ P: q' I) vxmjeep.com   老外:I am sorry too!
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   老外:What are you sorry for? * u4 G1 L% |; l6 r# b0 Z
  小明:I am sorry five! " ^7 P" ]/ D7 B, ~4 C1 Z
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16.If you want money,I have no;
$ Y9 C/ [  q7 K; ^& w0 S, O+ y( V5 f  if you want life,I have one!
& r* O6 B1 u2 t/ b% I% O" T3 A- {1 P8 Vxmjeep.com   要钱没有,要命一条
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4 W$ ^. t9 o, q17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
$ S3 `" Q/ v; ^4 V% j1 @4 U  我叫李老大,今年25。 厦门越野联盟6 Q0 F9 W+ E1 ?1 k& Q

0 _! B' t1 k7 o2 v( o18.you have two down son。 xmjeep.com2 m+ D( c6 R+ r- A- B
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  有多远,死多远!!!! xmjeep.com( }8 g5 X3 K3 s1 P5 v' x

% Y7 Y, {. Q: k, i* }20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face . i: M0 q  B" {. t( G
   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸




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