标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑 [打印本页]

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作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑

1．we two who and who？
$ S! }) j7 d' w- L　　 咱俩谁跟谁阿
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. r' C* V8 [  D6 A$ F2．how are you ? how old are you?
" H# C9 R. @5 S# i1 C2 m厦门越野联盟　　 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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* D  j4 Z3 Z- b. I3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
! i: i+ J6 x4 n! G2 I# Y　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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, u* T; k6 o: j  r& b  G/ Z# P4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
- c9 e  w0 A9 D' u　　 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
; k9 o0 U7 P, ]9 ?, Y0 g　　有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me xmjeep.com- E- p( w; l/ k" ^7 J3 F" {% {
　　 彼此彼此 厦门越野联盟9 w0 V! _% |- U/ b: K/ V! S
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7．You Give Me Stop!! 0 Y  w5 z1 ^+ z& y
　　 你给我站住！
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7 g! e" V) W8 F4 {* Q: F8．know is know noknow is noknow % Y% `. R5 e2 V/ n! i* r) l/ q; u
　　 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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0 u3 ^7 L* d: I9．WATCH SISTER
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% M% J4 O  t1 X. y$ n" t* h8 k厦门越野联盟10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
* ~2 G9 x$ f) p　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough xmjeep.com5 O4 y- x3 H" L+ p, }
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2 V# d, k/ @# t) w12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die xmjeep.com0 Q5 x: f3 ~5 A( k" Z8 X4 p
　　 车祸现场描述 4 r7 q3 Y4 b) s5 @+ Y

5 z! x5 D0 d4 b3 K3 B" c13．heart flower angry open
$ O$ n; u: C6 N: s# K$ }: z- ^　　心花怒放 xmjeep.com' T% l1 g& r* Q7 z3 I2 ^5 h

2 g. e- L' f& j14．go past no mistake past ; o: |6 r/ a; T1 z( m' `
　　 走过路过，不要错过 6 _. [) F; i5 ?& r( f& |/ j& Q+ X
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15．小明：I am sorry!
" e/ {# E# G$ r# c　　 老外：I am sorry too!
4 A& T5 K; R# d$ X$ u　　小明：I am sorry three!
8 N" J+ y; q2 x1 f( [0 }' m, C　　 老外：What are you sorry for? + {  V' \9 @: Z+ u
　　小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; & ~6 x) c8 ~) |6 K9 E+ @  u! Z: c- R
　　if you want life,I have one!
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" l# x9 r. x: U# q. b/ }, K) F' Uxmjeep.com17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
$ J0 y6 u2 ?% ~4 K5 t; }　　我叫李老大，今年25。 9 ], I$ Q2 m. r: Q, B( m$ z5 u0 ?

  C0 ^( i' h, `18．you have two down son。
) C6 x5 G9 |9 f- I& v. r8 D　　你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die 6 p  T! _# i9 E" f0 H5 c) l( A/ b$ ^
　　有多远，死多远！！！！ xmjeep.com' x2 {# I4 ]  Z9 j  p. y& s

6 D4 S! R! X8 z' v20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
' Y* N' S$ d# {3 G1 C7 z. H厦门越野联盟　　 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

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