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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who? xmjeep.com& C( L# w/ R0 @
   咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2.how are you ? how old are you? " f" t' O& z1 l% I
   怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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: y  O: z9 w) j+ h0 w2 D; F3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
; y1 e" ]  {! Y  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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6 |( {+ z1 y4 Q$ l$ ]+ }xmjeep.com4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
/ m) t/ a+ [/ B; Y0 q2 W   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 3 ^9 k% |' j! u3 a" y

: G8 p) J5 ^/ ~, E* z5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! . z( I. }" u( T
  有事起奏,无事退朝 - v! Z0 _1 _4 O5 e- H; m  s: ]% ^' v
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6.you me you me
! {3 ]  ~6 g* k) u3 E4 j; X* Q$ n   彼此彼此
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7.You Give Me Stop!! , K- W7 ?+ F0 T4 x  T% S9 Z
   你给我站住! ; G" V* T! k( Q  N1 ?% i+ \

# p9 V8 I: b- I: T8 g% Y8.know is know noknow is noknow ; p5 S) q1 r1 h3 f. j1 q+ z
   知之为知之,不知为不知… xmjeep.com$ b! R0 [7 y4 _
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9.WATCH SISTER 5 X, |9 x% w6 t
  表妹
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
2 u6 x5 z3 m3 f, Y  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 厦门越野联盟, Q) ]9 g5 E3 u  r7 X, G+ {1 `# j+ k
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11.American Chinese not enough 厦门越野联盟" Z9 u/ A% J, b. ~
  美中不足
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8 u! u2 [5 s9 C& b6 a3 C12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 1 j/ S& i3 p% i; Z
   车祸现场描述 厦门越野联盟* T. i; Q8 V/ {

& |/ }8 d& L+ G. ~! G4 U厦门越野联盟13.heart flower angry open 1 Z1 p) t$ W+ H. x7 ^: c7 a
  心花怒放 厦门越野联盟/ n: [: ?4 D5 C# |9 {3 R( c

: S$ d2 K$ K$ O$ |% g. c& }' R1 \xmjeep.com14.go past no mistake past ) N9 L; J3 P: y% e; ^
   走过路过,不要错过 厦门越野联盟0 c* `0 j  G" V, q6 l# \. z2 @

! T5 i2 j5 O" g* L) p# g15.小明:I am sorry!
  D! Y7 x$ I; Z7 ~( N* V2 P   老外:I am sorry too! 1 @- S- W3 P5 u9 Q, P* P3 a+ z
  小明:I am sorry three! ' O4 x; n% g: l, J+ B' H7 Y
   老外:What are you sorry for? 4 A2 C+ Z1 x  b7 W
  小明:I am sorry five!
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16.If you want money,I have no;
0 O, q# Y( _+ v  if you want life,I have one!
! p5 F; ]/ _0 Ixmjeep.com   要钱没有,要命一条 ' d: ]6 f& m: h$ O1 P; x
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
" F3 \: v2 O+ d: ]  我叫李老大,今年25。 + P6 U4 C* @6 w3 A* d$ R( Q
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18.you have two down son。 3 S- t0 ?% {! j7 S3 b$ s
  你有两下子。 * ~( G5 C7 j0 ~! d' E2 s, m1 v
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19.as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟  v+ Y4 O# ?& I. z
  有多远,死多远!!!! 5 i. |6 V+ y/ C2 R! V+ N
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 1 o6 ^) E& y3 h" ^% w
   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸




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