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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who?
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2.how are you ? how old are you? ( D6 M9 [5 {4 ]3 D  b# f8 O
   怎么是你,怎么老是你? 9 `* |  s4 P& O( w3 ^) R3 A
  
  p! ]* g- g1 A- M3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 厦门越野联盟( k  e/ i' M2 J# i9 I6 \  |4 P# `
  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 9 M) D3 l6 r9 i& G+ \  L4 u0 g
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
) b: M* ?. f4 u. @( d$ d   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 厦门越野联盟( N) b0 g4 ^4 Q4 H8 d) T" ^% ]

$ O8 A- B( D, Z/ _6 e5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 6 J+ S$ y/ z; z" d: ?$ {
  有事起奏,无事退朝 xmjeep.com  {7 P) I; c% [) L2 x* k

6 s, r" j: K# J3 ?9 t9 Cxmjeep.com6.you me you me 厦门越野联盟" ?9 m0 E& Q1 T) ]) t/ F* C. U% t
   彼此彼此
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" K% g9 k/ e% Q$ t厦门越野联盟7.You Give Me Stop!!
* l/ H; e' b8 j/ W* k6 J厦门越野联盟   你给我站住! xmjeep.com' X8 n3 l3 v% C6 U

  U4 I) I9 m0 c/ U; A; {1 t厦门越野联盟8.know is know noknow is noknow 9 C% V9 S3 P, k+ ?- {, g& r4 u
   知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER
9 k8 G% M! b' ~5 Y  表妹
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
) ]4 `5 D) e. e  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! , ~7 z: W; a1 U7 Q2 U6 y
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11.American Chinese not enough 6 Z7 c  M: p8 {8 l
  美中不足 厦门越野联盟, C0 h9 t9 I; H& Z0 A; @# j; `

0 d9 T2 M" M  c8 dxmjeep.com12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die xmjeep.com8 B9 |* C) e% w' m/ Y2 a' O
   车祸现场描述
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13.heart flower angry open xmjeep.com( k; c# T4 V& B: l/ s9 W# R% p
  心花怒放
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14.go past no mistake past   d0 z5 f& K9 }, W  r* R( _
   走过路过,不要错过
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; p, P* Q6 W5 O% {: R+ y15.小明:I am sorry!
% z+ r$ `9 q: _/ P  ~, d8 v   老外:I am sorry too! xmjeep.com, D6 h& a6 t! A9 n7 V6 S7 o. M
  小明:I am sorry three!
2 e4 R: `! ^& j5 Y5 t   老外:What are you sorry for? xmjeep.com6 C4 k( C6 z  @' Z7 V! Q1 v/ N
  小明:I am sorry five!
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6 K, k. Q7 S9 S5 {4 Q16.If you want money,I have no; - y( w0 G6 B, [  ~" _
  if you want life,I have one! 厦门越野联盟! a) P& R# T3 A9 p1 g
   要钱没有,要命一条 / L6 R1 a2 r. p8 M2 K0 e* ?

+ ]6 e2 c: z9 n; x1 u: I7 w7 m厦门越野联盟17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 0 ?  D. t, |" P2 w2 S, j+ c0 q; n
  我叫李老大,今年25。 0 d& P  ^* \9 Z4 k

  K# ]( _0 C* y6 Z9 x厦门越野联盟18.you have two down son。
+ e" u0 x% F& a4 ^2 n  你有两下子。 , V! B" f. Q, E! `, C
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19.as far as you go to die . B- \8 _1 e; ]0 l7 g3 R
  有多远,死多远!!!!
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
2 P, d1 H* p' h+ M; r: B   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸




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