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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who?
* {8 ^3 a% ]$ j   咱俩谁跟谁阿
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- ?$ b3 O$ p6 S" s& A4 Q2.how are you ? how old are you?
6 E# d: ]8 |7 Q1 l4 }2 Lxmjeep.com   怎么是你,怎么老是你? 8 |' ^* u! V  _- ?1 }" d
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
! a/ c/ M' C; e7 B3 V- I. D' }' m2 T  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 2 z: W, z/ D8 A" G

+ f$ R  L9 N  A3 v% ~# O4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
% u+ Q) l- F: [; q   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! . k% b. `/ V1 _
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! : f, e. o* q% H, _8 `
  有事起奏,无事退朝
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" f) p, l/ p; b" _4 @* P4 |6.you me you me
, E  T& ~& ?) p' \  U) F# n1 |   彼此彼此 , h: }( t) o9 D3 N1 \
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7.You Give Me Stop!! 1 e/ M/ d' y( v( i
   你给我站住!
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; i9 s* \" K. L2 R* y* ]8.know is know noknow is noknow 厦门越野联盟3 e% s4 r. ?  q! P) R8 X) k
   知之为知之,不知为不知…
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1 O8 ^0 C, X' b1 R4 A* E10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! ' q+ W) ?' R0 x7 T, g
  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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( n8 F# {( z. I+ d11.American Chinese not enough
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13.heart flower angry open xmjeep.com/ S+ l) }( Z# E( q* w4 q( G7 n: ?
  心花怒放
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14.go past no mistake past
8 c3 L3 b1 j6 a& p" N/ j* b   走过路过,不要错过
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15.小明:I am sorry! % ~* m+ N1 }; c
   老外:I am sorry too!
$ M2 t. z2 o' y0 i. L+ a; Z! p  小明:I am sorry three! xmjeep.com/ Q' K+ Y) f& _# d/ b+ V
   老外:What are you sorry for? 3 b+ U5 ^3 i( h" U$ M# X
  小明:I am sorry five!
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16.If you want money,I have no;
( _9 U( C- X% q7 N" e" l- x厦门越野联盟  if you want life,I have one! # @. D2 Z; V1 U, W
   要钱没有,要命一条
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" P. i" P6 Z/ O/ f- z* [0 s17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
6 C6 F) q- O, ]0 Q5 ]  我叫李老大,今年25。 ( q8 F' U- Q+ V( G% w  |
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18.you have two down son。
3 f! d3 Z3 y7 m+ I3 x+ f) @  你有两下子。 厦门越野联盟! E/ U, O6 Q6 j' M2 M5 b9 x6 ~. |4 A
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19.as far as you go to die
6 C" x# C/ K$ m( E: P4 Y  有多远,死多远!!!!
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' ~; S4 Y& L8 O; l20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face xmjeep.com) b7 Q8 ?7 C* ]% y* K0 B" h
   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸




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