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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who? 5 E0 ~6 Y5 T1 N8 C
   咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2.how are you ? how old are you? 厦门越野联盟6 D& N+ g6 C; B8 Y% V
   怎么是你,怎么老是你? 8 \( c$ i2 \" d9 E0 W/ O- {
  
$ V( ~) u# k- d1 T6 X# U2 s3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you - i( ]* P" `+ ^+ ~# Z3 ^
  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 - E# _+ v/ m9 |1 |6 K" }! H

# Y/ T4 n# W" y; |; X8 o厦门越野联盟4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 0 _) i: ~4 k1 `. j
   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 厦门越野联盟( e, p& ?( U& \) C! _$ J
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! # I+ w) c, k# b' e3 g) W5 G
  有事起奏,无事退朝 $ @+ H8 a4 N. k, U. u

5 p- s% v7 ^3 r1 E; n6.you me you me $ X8 q3 o6 K9 ]+ E
   彼此彼此
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, F6 z9 f5 k4 {  R9 ^, N7.You Give Me Stop!!
( ?) x4 X6 I" e5 [% \7 U) vxmjeep.com   你给我站住! xmjeep.com& N5 P! l1 b3 _( T8 h* j+ k

% V. \9 a8 P4 y: Y6 y8.know is know noknow is noknow $ w* n0 P# u/ d- L. o, l
   知之为知之,不知为不知… ! i2 E1 w/ G2 T. H1 H5 s+ j

# I& G' q, I/ h+ g1 M9 C, P9.WATCH SISTER 9 u, v! N3 {8 K, U! f  S8 K
  表妹
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! " `- f& ?7 |4 X; X. l0 b4 V
  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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11.American Chinese not enough 5 y2 [  d& b/ ~: d, [
  美中不足 ; q- `, W/ F+ c3 a- o0 S* G3 j: Z

, R. Y4 V; m& f; D: ~, f厦门越野联盟12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die * z# c0 I) g$ V" p- `% {6 t) G
   车祸现场描述 4 O) |: Z/ j! F, ^# E

9 w6 E) c: L1 f$ Y& j  l, A13.heart flower angry open . Y1 s. s  Q; k  y
  心花怒放 + H1 I$ ^# x! \# [2 @8 |" d

. Q9 t3 c3 A' I( d3 W" x1 X14.go past no mistake past
& _1 s- e' J7 Q. J# cxmjeep.com   走过路过,不要错过 ; _: C# q; x# r# ~: L- v

& S$ B8 M, u/ T# H; [1 }# A; V* O15.小明:I am sorry! 厦门越野联盟5 {& m. Y; K% t! _! g; T4 O& v
   老外:I am sorry too!
& L+ |' l$ A: `- W" B1 f% y  小明:I am sorry three! ) X7 }  e: g3 y2 w( t' j  ?
   老外:What are you sorry for? xmjeep.com& _! ]' a+ v6 S9 H! u$ V9 s
  小明:I am sorry five! xmjeep.com& s$ O6 i# }4 D. x# C$ ~( d
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16.If you want money,I have no; 3 W4 J& k2 t! A/ |7 u6 @
  if you want life,I have one!
0 E. W/ e) _) c' H  h; t   要钱没有,要命一条 : }6 e. `: K3 h

) |+ z6 p" ~; \$ w7 J+ R1 q17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
* b' X  W0 I0 M' v* A  我叫李老大,今年25。
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& u: {2 I$ v2 H' `8 `xmjeep.com18.you have two down son。 厦门越野联盟, b5 p8 v1 E% D; Y. z& A) U5 t
  你有两下子。 厦门越野联盟; D" Z+ k8 E* Z
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19.as far as you go to die
1 X7 L# D7 X! |0 Y) |  有多远,死多远!!!!
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4 w9 }  h3 e" \3 b2 o8 A1 o$ b; b4 K厦门越野联盟20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
' `# D6 C: C/ E  \   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸




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