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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who? # ~7 V) H' v, s) T
   咱俩谁跟谁阿
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  I' B! j1 _7 P0 m+ @$ mxmjeep.com2.how are you ? how old are you?
; C% {! J8 `. p. |0 V) l: m: q$ q厦门越野联盟   怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 9 W( Y3 c7 `" ?7 N6 s
  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 0 i% s; i7 m' s- I4 D# \/ Y

2 a1 r( y' c3 v1 x. x1 ?4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! & w8 n: N. ]; _! ]! Y5 p
   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
$ _; X! ~7 y6 x) Y  有事起奏,无事退朝 0 i' c# y/ \9 z3 y4 n, @

# ~5 V& ~- e0 [  h9 c6.you me you me 6 t1 Q+ U0 R) ]+ ~0 I# a" S
   彼此彼此 7 Y* ?8 |! D/ e  O8 M; W
  
5 L% k# k/ M8 l; x* k' ]7.You Give Me Stop!!
( g4 i% d5 r. ]) \   你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow 厦门越野联盟8 z6 Q/ G& O9 f" J% H) c
   知之为知之,不知为不知… 厦门越野联盟: j5 g* V7 n! E& d& U
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9.WATCH SISTER
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8 c$ ^6 g/ ~- `- e5 D4 q10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 厦门越野联盟2 g! P% l. R; S, G: Z+ P  N
  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! % L* Q' e; N+ J( r5 ]- Z

/ l1 \; _' V( Q3 A7 J! A; A2 Q  q11.American Chinese not enough ; m5 q& z3 k5 R7 y+ l1 w; z
  美中不足
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13.heart flower angry open 1 z7 m. ~. x+ p8 R' o: c: o
  心花怒放 # V1 ^9 g6 c; {) J) }, W

5 p, u; N' f% h2 Q/ O* S厦门越野联盟14.go past no mistake past % v3 ]5 X: w5 S: V* @
   走过路过,不要错过
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15.小明:I am sorry!
* ]" A) N3 W) w1 D, Pxmjeep.com   老外:I am sorry too! 5 E1 S8 T. y: q: k' ?
  小明:I am sorry three!
  D( X7 W  B  I  {! P   老外:What are you sorry for? ! \  h6 i  R. X  H; l& i
  小明:I am sorry five!
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4 C% \! ~1 a6 u. K  wxmjeep.com16.If you want money,I have no;
% m  I8 E- B, M, a4 o5 p, a% F  if you want life,I have one! / z6 }/ A) A1 j4 x) y0 G
   要钱没有,要命一条
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. xmjeep.com* @- h' g, [* C7 w, o
  我叫李老大,今年25。
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$ m6 I" J0 v) M18.you have two down son。 xmjeep.com0 ]5 k# Z, j1 x- [) B5 j9 R! h& Z
  你有两下子。 xmjeep.com2 `9 q, W2 _/ {1 I; G
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19.as far as you go to die " R: n0 w0 a$ b
  有多远,死多远!!!!
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) r4 y- z4 Z+ Xxmjeep.com20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face " W9 `; ^4 q: {! V' p7 W+ J
   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸




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