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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who? . ?8 [% O+ C* d% B
   咱俩谁跟谁阿 xmjeep.com. R3 Q. f! v1 b
  
* A  ?8 }4 r% Q* g; p$ {2 t- C2.how are you ? how old are you? ( l/ ]9 A# m3 r9 ]. S% L
   怎么是你,怎么老是你? 厦门越野联盟! W2 v7 j1 l# z) n9 m
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
3 n, D7 {/ Q& D  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 6 X( r$ ]' u5 K+ t: u6 c3 \3 R

  v3 k( G5 \" l4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
% Q1 U4 O+ w/ j6 ]$ Z   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
. m- |! f0 ?) o5 d" P3 ~  有事起奏,无事退朝
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6.you me you me ( {; O9 {" t4 Q" n
   彼此彼此 厦门越野联盟# a* q' q+ U: w- `6 e( V8 M
  
* ?2 P) \% J/ G, o, k" e7.You Give Me Stop!! , _+ y# O( v0 W! R( D' i
   你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow
/ b' C* Q2 S, e6 j   知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER
- U! \: D2 L3 Z  表妹 xmjeep.com) w; y4 n( w. k2 u6 u3 B, e' E. a

1 I" I# T+ a$ e10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
7 ]7 E$ k9 |7 h' ]$ s  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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11.American Chinese not enough # ^! e9 M) l- k8 U# O
  美中不足 & y1 z' k. ~+ t. f; I

6 ?0 ~1 N3 G1 q$ Z$ M5 M- A) c% G12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 9 p. _3 E4 P  [/ Q0 [, |0 v1 G5 P
   车祸现场描述 厦门越野联盟  |! T! X. ^8 m( S1 k( d
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13.heart flower angry open
! z1 t( D1 w" |, r' y. F  心花怒放 2 s; I5 d6 n- J$ b! ]
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14.go past no mistake past $ v& H, T+ h9 E/ y3 y2 ?
   走过路过,不要错过 , |: Y, L: a1 O, a- c& t
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15.小明:I am sorry! / g/ }& U" k/ `- M+ Q, e% I9 _
   老外:I am sorry too! 7 c7 ]% ~3 |& E* S8 K) R9 }1 {. L; O( m
  小明:I am sorry three! 6 Z7 J/ ?! h- A2 ]
   老外:What are you sorry for?
5 y- g' e0 _2 O+ F, Y  小明:I am sorry five!
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% n- r$ I$ G$ L16.If you want money,I have no;
2 u, u! B& q7 wxmjeep.com  if you want life,I have one!
. o9 o7 t; s& r   要钱没有,要命一条 0 x" S9 ~  a* l. q' @+ P! D4 {

/ a- W& T2 P1 `1 F17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. % O: T& Z2 ?! u$ a: }
  我叫李老大,今年25。
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18.you have two down son。 9 n$ t0 i6 D0 K. h
  你有两下子。
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& Z5 H1 D2 q, j9 f! j  f" W  axmjeep.com19.as far as you go to die
! T% c7 K: M9 U7 r3 m/ F  有多远,死多远!!!!
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 0 A$ u8 X& t  f: k1 B2 n" f
   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸




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