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标题: [转载] 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑 [打印本页]

作者: 贝琥    时间: 2007-5-31 23:22     标题: 世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑

1.we two who and who?
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2.how are you ? how old are you?
) C  \7 X, }! H   怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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  l* Q1 w0 [( C' Ixmjeep.com3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
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' B  Z' q2 k: Z$ m9 M4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! ' i. a9 U7 x' m2 ~
   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! - y5 b7 V- L1 a+ A6 C  V& F
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 9 |' y* F: X( ~+ r9 K
  有事起奏,无事退朝 7 ~4 y6 n+ n- H+ _2 s7 p! c' Y

% m. P* B; {( D0 ]# Y0 w6.you me you me
8 _5 E1 T9 F  j   彼此彼此
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7 k# s2 E4 |9 o9 ?: X  {( T7.You Give Me Stop!!
& l! f$ ]. k+ W& i# \xmjeep.com   你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow xmjeep.com( E" s& m- ]! G/ c$ j; U/ B) k
   知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! - f  e" `" ^" Q( w# e9 ]9 Z
  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! xmjeep.com: `- z$ @5 H% H/ k3 K
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11.American Chinese not enough ' V* P/ }. p5 M" U- }; B. ^5 o6 p
  美中不足
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9 r8 A2 B/ J3 K- R3 }6 i12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13.heart flower angry open
+ p8 w9 w- Q* l! W+ F2 \5 [% [  心花怒放
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6 x  f3 D! w/ p# @( }14.go past no mistake past ; P, X# F0 Q9 H) V0 i9 W4 ~
   走过路过,不要错过 + ~: m- V7 @2 {1 v# {- ~. ^

4 h7 ~% K3 F" u9 X0 N* ^: A15.小明:I am sorry! 9 l8 U4 N" f& ]
   老外:I am sorry too!
( ]9 ]- C) w9 L; R) wxmjeep.com  小明:I am sorry three!
3 m9 V5 R- W, b1 v   老外:What are you sorry for?
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16.If you want money,I have no; 6 t: ?# A3 }: u. L/ t/ R8 L
  if you want life,I have one!
6 [% |! K4 p5 J+ \! Q   要钱没有,要命一条 xmjeep.com/ D4 d2 d9 h# ]+ T
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
/ d; H' Z9 Q  T! V- ^; b; C# ]  我叫李老大,今年25。 : M8 e4 r  \) u) ~6 o; S6 k/ {
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18.you have two down son。
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19.as far as you go to die
) ]! q+ U: Z" r6 ?1 Zxmjeep.com  有多远,死多远!!!! 7 h3 T0 p) v' Y* c- S

5 U1 I) u0 B5 \" c  s3 ?0 m( a- Sxmjeep.com20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
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