世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ / b3 c, p8 [ _. o
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
$ m* Z4 z& N$ A" g 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ ' m j: E2 G& _- j
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
: c* e( S* A( B1 u 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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; I4 e5 g9 p% m( V厦门越野联盟4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 0 U9 x- ]( W$ k$ \/ `
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ & b @! x9 q- s$ [
5 ?/ Y5 w4 P. |$ M% Y: D/ L5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 5 F1 V6 _1 V; u7 k
有事起奏，无事退朝
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, O$ ]/ |' t! l k$ d6．you me you me % Y" j' B" ~& W @8 D3 f. f: A
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
% q8 s- L1 g- P1 Gxmjeep.com 你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
0 ^/ `$ ^, g' [% x; }厦门越野联盟 知之为知之，不知为不知… 0 t' t+ ?0 [5 ]7 \' C, V9 Y$ ]
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9．WATCH SISTER
9 o0 p- d& m& @: Y& D厦门越野联盟 表妹
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' E$ }+ H5 t2 |8 Q' rxmjeep.com10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
2 n2 V f, e) d9 ]9 oxmjeep.com 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ , Z" |2 E8 V3 _" O, c3 Q: Y
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11．American Chinese not enough 4 {' X R) h: K% `/ ~7 G
美中不足
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( s' Z# t3 ]6 u3 C- O6 ]+ K* d2 P4 c12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
3 F5 H6 K4 C1 G8 n9 s 车祸现场描述 ; t5 A6 E' i4 e
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13．heart flower angry open
- Z6 Y; V. q- K( ^2 s4 Gxmjeep.com 心花怒放 . R- b# V& W0 h4 b. S
9 T# _% c% P4 B4 V$ k- R& N' I14．go past no mistake past
+ k: f8 e- p9 q, M 走过路过，不要错过
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/ d0 o0 ?" a, u+ a" ^- x# \; Q6 Y15．小明：I am sorry!
3 @8 N! H0 e4 \# I, o* } 老外：I am sorry too!
& Z$ T0 e/ q& i4 T: v 小明：I am sorry three!
% D$ ]4 [3 Z4 i* \! y, t厦门越野联盟 老外：What are you sorry for?
" \. M* v' w, Z 小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
4 a: {+ T! y+ ]8 b3 g if you want life,I have one!
& C- Y: P5 W9 B8 s6 Y% ?$ F 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
& A( f3 ^. a) W. z( q& g$ w: W 我叫李老大，今年25。
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% o1 I& n" S% G8 t9 G) b6 ]" Z18．you have two down son。 ) _$ ]- a! G+ G" B) s/ |
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
t7 T- G6 ~( D Y" v) |+ i: Q 有多远，死多远！！！！ 6 E0 ^6 X; t8 c+ `% Y
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
5 U8 K# x+ O7 \1 {9 C" Y7 wxmjeep.com 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
