世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
9 F5 A5 D- r4 {5 @/ i 咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 7 J0 f" v4 G- E/ R8 @, i+ l1 D
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ ; @: j' I7 ?$ v! ]) q! F8 L: O
" |* G8 ^8 K" ?6 R; [5 W7 z. Uxmjeep.com3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you xmjeep.com' s% c2 @2 V6 G7 W% \
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 $ @0 K1 Y+ a& _$ x, Z! E: G+ N$ N
0 ^2 p( H) f/ R! N, Z" e, z' W' K4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
) _, Y& ?6 b9 r# _7 z, [ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ + c3 P" v9 U1 [, j9 `
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! xmjeep.com* K9 ?4 z& J' X: o' i
有事起奏，无事退朝 xmjeep.com4 N; M" l" {* V& M: p# g* a
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6．you me you me * x* T5 }7 @$ p/ g$ s
彼此彼此
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3 q) v. i1 E4 F厦门越野联盟7．You Give Me Stop!! / P6 ]# M# _. }- d
你给我站住！
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. r1 \3 f0 k4 X @( R8．know is know noknow is noknow 厦门越野联盟0 r+ W: h, F1 s! ]* p) `8 k
知之为知之，不知为不知… 5 G; E5 _* _/ \( F( R
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9．WATCH SISTER xmjeep.com' ] E8 Q9 {) ~$ o9 b9 ^
表妹 厦门越野联盟9 s8 d2 t3 G% ?3 a% Z
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 厦门越野联盟( n I- R: p2 o4 }! B6 u
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ " |# W# L% u* _. s& a$ u
5 T6 L2 _0 g* _( [& v9 g11．American Chinese not enough 6 I0 Z8 I3 Q0 K2 l X! ]2 V3 c8 r
美中不足 / ^' o; n) V7 Q; K W4 o! R7 W6 }+ h
! a: [# m' G$ U+ x7 W: u6 A/ {12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
; Q8 @7 q; Q' ?( L' i/ k. l+ H 车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open 8 h6 t/ g6 S9 q' u$ @
心花怒放 ; b; c( H2 \6 N. Z
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14．go past no mistake past
+ v7 U2 q+ h$ v+ x7 K+ o 走过路过，不要错过 . b% x" E" g; a0 L" B) `8 E. l$ H1 ~
: [) p" u: M2 _# f+ H15．小明：I am sorry!
7 i- T2 s0 l0 C% Z8 [* f 老外：I am sorry too! 厦门越野联盟% t& X& S; t9 j( [- J
小明：I am sorry three!
) T8 h: D( d2 {1 r1 w3 Hxmjeep.com 老外：What are you sorry for?
' D, m9 [, |. l5 ]5 y$ i 小明：I am sorry five! xmjeep.com, g; L8 ?. O6 `; b
6 e( K% x) s9 ~: F$ _" R' |4 B厦门越野联盟16．If you want money,I have no;
/ Z5 i$ o$ p. ~# f) o% C9 @# ?xmjeep.com if you want life,I have one!
- \8 T9 U0 P' a2 z, |8 V; F, i1 ] 要钱没有，要命一条 xmjeep.com6 x& {; g7 P+ K$ f+ u& H
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
0 @# o& N2 g. |! @- Y1 C5 O* D) g 我叫李老大，今年25。 - C6 ~$ H Y9 `% a% f
6 D- ]0 h) D" a9 g) p8 [. \4 H18．you have two down son。
. ]% e6 K" P# V3 J% Gxmjeep.com 你有两下子。 # L$ n8 b) ~! d G
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19．as far as you go to die 0 D5 A" z2 z1 P0 c/ K+ I5 ], T$ C
有多远，死多远！！！！ 厦门越野联盟& [, U$ ]$ y4 d
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
& H& U/ r8 Y+ Z; L 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
