世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 1 ?* c- b* `$ r7 W! U. @* O0 M
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 厦门越野联盟8 [* v: ?' e8 j, D% m+ B, x
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 厦门越野联盟 T& ]) E7 k% j' ~
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 8 M7 b1 j3 _- W! ]% X
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
/ \( e# N& X- k3 u8 a& z3 v' R 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! ! n ?, D ~4 X& M; o
有事起奏，无事退朝 7 z6 J4 v b0 O
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6．you me you me
: n4 T8 w/ s% C0 K' |) Q" F( S p 彼此彼此 厦门越野联盟2 d5 B" c7 [$ s" r& S; b
3 \0 w: y0 H( I; T' n( r& F厦门越野联盟7．You Give Me Stop!! 厦门越野联盟9 X0 g% W6 a; n" N" b [! d3 w2 z
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow # b7 L! s! I5 K2 g, C
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
7 g4 p0 ~# c6 _' r厦门越野联盟 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ ! w. `2 t3 n' m& y0 X4 M( X5 d
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11．American Chinese not enough
3 j& C7 G2 c6 E1 Z' k0 Z3 K+ } 美中不足 / I. I" a8 U# k9 k1 x
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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: k+ n6 N+ G7 K- E. P# |13．heart flower angry open + o. P% A$ i: n) Z8 j% ]
心花怒放
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6 ]4 C% v2 n! V: @14．go past no mistake past
; t) e1 r8 B1 N3 c 走过路过，不要错过
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! p$ g9 t) a0 h! ?xmjeep.com15．小明：I am sorry!
( e6 {; |% Z. y4 N 老外：I am sorry too!
! K# O5 a$ u" j n+ _0 l 小明：I am sorry three! - R; h7 F* r, j0 m7 O
老外：What are you sorry for? t: V9 \9 P; J" s$ J" K
小明：I am sorry five!
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7 N2 |, f$ B) o) Oxmjeep.com16．If you want money,I have no;
# a2 k1 B+ v( p1 [2 h. ]' \$ `7 C if you want life,I have one!
% |6 f6 b% u. G6 Q4 K) h- r 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
- `2 \( d5 `0 s0 @2 m 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
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% H+ U. ~7 ?: Z* u1 h. Vxmjeep.com19．as far as you go to die
6 O* r+ i7 S+ o* X9 }/ K( p: Mxmjeep.com 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face % M8 A' C$ v% w
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
