世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
% M% `; H3 K( J" c9 f. N# o$ F 咱俩谁跟谁阿
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1 f! |" _; O: G0 ]3 L8 ~2 b2．how are you ? how old are you? 厦门越野联盟5 N; D: h" l# A) t' E
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3 h$ x/ x& r2 C" N$ R
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 厦门越野联盟/ Q" W! [6 d3 R: W' S
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 " @/ ?" G. c `5 A2 m
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
) b7 w% g3 Z4 ?4 N( d6 w5 U# @ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 厦门越野联盟( W. v7 P8 M% \8 e9 t
7 r$ J7 V5 l; g, c) H' w0 ~0 e/ Rxmjeep.com5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟1 t% ]/ U2 o! {3 J6 P: G
有事起奏，无事退朝
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5 G/ c, P" d" O! p; ^厦门越野联盟6．you me you me
0 o) @6 E( S/ t2 K# S3 O. a厦门越野联盟 彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! ( i7 X1 C3 G5 I8 B# f" r8 j% o
你给我站住！ + b+ \) H2 T6 o1 F3 d
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
; _! j1 F4 Q, J 知之为知之，不知为不知… / Z: M4 k5 v( N2 y4 }/ R6 c
8 ~- k9 |$ q; w9．WATCH SISTER ) M" P1 E+ o% D- _
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! % X6 `, C, {% l+ Z4 G6 [
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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9 I, G' D* `) P0 ~+ C! l& l. g厦门越野联盟11．American Chinese not enough
8 Y+ m7 m" u. T& r" R; k. }. F2 _ 美中不足
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! w. y2 \8 [: D- S( E/ x) p* X+ @xmjeep.com12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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5 v4 r( z* Y/ F! H2 w! rxmjeep.com13．heart flower angry open xmjeep.com. r9 F. V5 t+ v% ?
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
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15．小明：I am sorry! xmjeep.com( M! L; ?1 u6 q, j" l
老外：I am sorry too! : h( W% V% J' @" l; K
小明：I am sorry three! xmjeep.com) u- W4 U L* G( e* j
老外：What are you sorry for?
+ U; i6 M& |+ e 小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; xmjeep.com _( a" D0 A5 m# G
if you want life,I have one!
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 1 ^$ \* b6 e; }
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
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5 o1 `- K2 W$ p2 {0 |% f19．as far as you go to die - y3 {) r( T$ l( Y' M
有多远，死多远！！！！ 厦门越野联盟* M2 l/ D4 `: p5 R
$ f; c9 ?8 g4 K1 ]+ D6 W/ ?20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
: }' ~- C6 ?3 A; Yxmjeep.com 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
