世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 1 f. B8 {0 ]2 Q+ _( y
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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9 A- ?# I$ G# Q9 {xmjeep.com2．how are you ? how old are you?
/ D0 U) k' u3 w/ @8 ] 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
. d3 @8 t+ p* ~+ ~9 u 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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- P r' \0 r! b4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 厦门越野联盟8 ]0 K x4 Y6 y+ b
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
& i, u+ K3 x t, X6 J$ h% Z 有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
3 R, _+ Z y% y2 @/ j 彼此彼此 厦门越野联盟5 y% i* \9 s: e$ ?1 {
; R' r- L( [. h# ~ k2 M7．You Give Me Stop!! 0 B: E* D# D$ ~5 y
你给我站住！ * t- k6 s3 n- O: j6 L& R/ ~
8 R2 R9 J0 P* h) X* [& Z2 u. e3 v厦门越野联盟8．know is know noknow is noknow
- n0 g. R+ r- [3 p0 I5 r# J厦门越野联盟 知之为知之，不知为不知… 2 Z9 v2 M- y) H8 N. I$ Z
4 S3 l2 ~7 Q; }# l; e9．WATCH SISTER
* L4 O7 p4 {2 ]$ i6 V 表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! & s9 ^8 O* O& O! R) Q, j) E# ]
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough xmjeep.com# g# b, V; D* Y$ ]- n
美中不足 ) L5 P2 `, ], w- s* K
$ D9 I+ V5 X% Q' u5 w# Y/ b* _( L12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 8 ~4 [, ^% ~ Y0 b9 e& J: a
车祸现场描述 ! B% Z" D+ @2 D& l
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13．heart flower angry open xmjeep.com, i1 {6 D& m8 l# E
心花怒放
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z) S" ^0 `, E2 a- Y4 ?" n14．go past no mistake past * ~5 ~7 n& m# J0 t
走过路过，不要错过
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$ C3 n& D# @+ w( O( m3 k. Yxmjeep.com15．小明：I am sorry! - y1 `4 a6 Z( @" J D
老外：I am sorry too! + l$ v. U/ l U, H" _ T
小明：I am sorry three! / U; u& w7 H& X8 M) {, l/ X6 e
老外：What are you sorry for? ) N0 B/ H9 O* o5 m# K y$ C! E+ q
小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; % S6 ?: U6 A: ~; s3 x9 J! n/ ?
if you want life,I have one!
1 w' B; I+ l6 b 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. + v# `8 f& O7 b- X ?
我叫李老大，今年25。
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$ s& d, P7 S' ]4 X18．you have two down son。
! e6 z0 z" r) ^- S 你有两下子。 xmjeep.com8 O1 R, p# j- n& X
' J' N( V, o+ i9 z! q6 A# Q19．as far as you go to die " F1 j% u! U7 n# d+ q0 r
有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
( a$ z7 f* w$ Q6 Vxmjeep.com 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
