世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you? & A) \) Y5 j: z. W/ p/ x
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 4 m: ]1 g9 W3 ?4 [$ k
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
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" R" C K7 J0 W4 ~: @# J: I) \5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
# i2 ^# B6 `/ m- `* l: f 有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
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5 n& @& `2 o* l; P m4 u/ A7．You Give Me Stop!!
W- [& g- L" T; l6 m 你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
6 i$ w& T( |' _ m- p) p0 z5 ] 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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8 V$ u& X$ I1 A# _' _1 k1 n4 y% p! d fxmjeep.com9．WATCH SISTER 厦门越野联盟$ t X! c) u# u$ B$ P$ }
表妹 # w$ ~* ], w9 Z; [. X
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! ! @, V* H. N/ D7 C- `& d. C
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough 5 p9 @. |* c( g, M3 Q2 H9 c7 F
美中不足 % b3 Q! M* G1 o2 b) h
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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; K3 S3 F& n8 o: n13．heart flower angry open
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8 ^' x1 A* t/ V6 ~' H14．go past no mistake past 3 j4 a, W1 V6 Z0 G$ N7 Z
走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
: w: G3 k: N4 D g+ B 老外：I am sorry too!
( j* W5 M# b) A" i$ |- ?4 v 小明：I am sorry three!
( I* D/ L1 e/ _ j 老外：What are you sorry for? 厦门越野联盟7 T7 N! v, n0 D/ a ]
小明：I am sorry five!
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2 M9 e: V& o2 n0 E$ ~6 Y8 |5 U16．If you want money,I have no;
$ h, x( Q& w' `! v) b if you want life,I have one! + T% A- V6 B2 }; u6 B5 N
要钱没有，要命一条 @7 v7 H1 c) c" t
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
' c3 C! h# C6 C5 v! t( s 我叫李老大，今年25。 . {/ U, X) j- p* I ]# i) f
/ r0 H& L' o+ L5 Q5 }18．you have two down son。 ) @1 M) j0 Y+ ?- c A) k! G
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* P/ q& T9 `. J7 m7 @/ m19．as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟# s6 _2 N& ^- w$ @' q( }
有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
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