世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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6 ~( N/ K, G, P; @+ w$ s2．how are you ? how old are you?
4 m3 h/ l* Y% ]9 j* E' b4 j 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ : x; D9 w* l: G& [$ A
1 B" K) F W0 N, m" v5 J* ~5 ?xmjeep.com3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 5 p2 w; D. k: X% U6 Y! H1 L+ h
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 ( Y7 e7 \7 m6 M8 Z6 S
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ P3 a; ~- ~4 W; z8 C
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5 [/ T0 Q+ {: N) m+ C% {- Y5 e厦门越野联盟5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
7 j6 }% Y3 t$ t& L5 y 有事起奏，无事退朝 1 w3 l. s9 L) M
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6．you me you me
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7．You Give Me Stop!! 9 `3 Q+ Q! G6 W" i
你给我站住！
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& N8 c9 `* M' L+ r7 l n/ g2 B8 ?厦门越野联盟8．know is know noknow is noknow
2 K& P6 I5 i% \, Q" J2 u; Mxmjeep.com 知之为知之，不知为不知… 0 m) b# ^9 J5 ?+ h. e
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9．WATCH SISTER
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9 w9 S V2 ^4 A8 r- D厦门越野联盟10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
* V3 [: `; q* M% ]. T5 A 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ - k! v0 m' Y1 I# R$ N$ a
3 Z/ Z4 J7 R" ^- S; M6 c6 P11．American Chinese not enough " Q+ o: D& C# R: i# C9 o, ~2 M' z
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die xmjeep.com9 U9 d$ G% V/ T8 u0 T* A9 c5 T
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open xmjeep.com R ]( L. z3 D: G" r
心花怒放
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! `1 J) j, x/ ?( K4 ]* j, @6 W14．go past no mistake past
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9 s5 Y" n, G; q- F* x" C15．小明：I am sorry!
2 B; D$ v+ o- p% q W0 }4 b0 \% x 老外：I am sorry too!
$ J+ H. s& C$ J4 a0 b6 _; L 小明：I am sorry three!
. u* ]% q S [( K& M4 h: K& K/ V [厦门越野联盟 老外：What are you sorry for?
! _# e3 \! ?2 ], ~4 N 小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; ( K1 W+ f7 }6 L0 j
if you want life,I have one! ' p7 M' U2 d; ?6 G$ d
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
% Z% G N9 W7 \. g; U 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 xmjeep.com$ [* O& k* b, g0 j8 D! x; C
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
- Z2 R% y% j5 n3 d 有多远，死多远！！！！ # E% ~! J7 Z& E! l* o9 V
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
- i! i. {8 f8 V8 h+ Y( [ 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
