世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 厦门越野联盟' ^* m# `$ C, c. q+ V8 X
咱俩谁跟谁阿 xmjeep.com2 S! x' X+ g& z
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 0 o6 O- @6 B6 a3 e7 a3 q
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
& ?3 N" m( P$ z 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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$ B! K9 C9 r' R; L+ T4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ $ `) \7 t( y$ f- A- k3 o' u' Z
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ . T! n% Q) C; D9 @0 G N3 m" N
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2 E# W, L* d5 c5 Wxmjeep.com 有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
1 w+ E- G2 p% U 你给我站住！ 8 n& z7 j/ m+ X9 I* I
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8．know is know noknow is noknow 0 V+ E5 h7 ~) Y0 y4 O& q+ @9 c
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER 厦门越野联盟, F+ q$ F, }6 Q3 P, q: b1 V2 K' r
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 4 ^: [' {8 j# k
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
) A7 c7 N6 Q* s4 M/ W% Y2 U9 E 美中不足
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3 u/ O) A* P- A6 L: s. ^xmjeep.com12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
9 E8 y5 ~" `8 Y. }xmjeep.com 车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open 9 N/ Q( |& x8 Z
心花怒放
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7 t; K' x0 a6 w. B9 j& y% V14．go past no mistake past
1 ~6 t- j1 ~! c& S8 W5 n' j厦门越野联盟 走过路过，不要错过
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3 [7 K/ Z2 q3 x' L$ @' J* k15．小明：I am sorry!
0 N- w0 R: m0 B! Exmjeep.com 老外：I am sorry too! 0 y2 f, o0 V; \4 c6 c
小明：I am sorry three! : I( o% M$ z* s+ g
老外：What are you sorry for?
2 l# |, j% X7 p 小明：I am sorry five!
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# D ]; G& j" c. i16．If you want money,I have no; 5 n7 i* ^+ p, s( M. r" ?2 u
if you want life,I have one!
- b! c2 A8 b+ | 要钱没有，要命一条 xmjeep.com. r) d# V" P- R) E, |8 F' G
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. xmjeep.com* k( A; W" U9 X; A! w- n
我叫李老大，今年25。
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- A3 [6 x3 K, ~' D0 T+ k8 Y18．you have two down son。 xmjeep.com4 O( t4 Y( d' z1 Q
你有两下子。 , W8 _) Y+ Y6 f
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19．as far as you go to die
1 ~4 d5 c. X. j R1 v3 m6 u7 R 有多远，死多远！！！！ . t; I8 y0 d5 M W& j
+ n o' l- N$ h4 e5 }7 p4 F厦门越野联盟20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face ; b+ U- ]" O) ]4 P
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
