世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
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& J0 N5 O% c, W- @3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you - B9 t( a# Q2 A7 R! g
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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; ~# R% V6 g4 i+ x4 \4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
. K" o% r( O% P" w厦门越野联盟 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ " {9 v/ b7 }! U
, p- s% ]' X4 [" B, w5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟2 d+ f5 }" M* j- c8 M1 y- o, I
有事起奏，无事退朝 ; C: l5 r: y- J" } |/ S
& U! _; M' t8 [* t+ ?* J6．you me you me + y1 c* t+ g0 l2 [4 x. G
彼此彼此
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! m, A% w2 u5 X7．You Give Me Stop!!
, y+ b. O8 P+ l* l" w 你给我站住！
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9 G: q9 I% d8 ~' f( J6 P8．know is know noknow is noknow
6 C8 r+ ], k3 Y; B2 |. B 知之为知之，不知为不知… xmjeep.com4 B, o4 M( ]5 [8 o
; J3 X6 W, V; ?9 ]厦门越野联盟9．WATCH SISTER 9 D" W$ Q6 \7 u; U
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
- I, G$ U& Y5 i' [% z" u' w0 q 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ / b! j2 j$ _ |, U1 Y
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11．American Chinese not enough
# n5 z; e5 b7 H6 R5 p- e厦门越野联盟 美中不足
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7 A; D0 z4 Q. L; I1 {( Z# I1 U1 [" `厦门越野联盟12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die # a. R" h7 w1 ?: ]) X
车祸现场描述
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心花怒放 $ g# C0 d/ y0 ?3 f J" B4 I
2 u3 J# Q! y7 u! R3 D+ i, q2 I14．go past no mistake past
3 Z* S! M/ F6 S4 `厦门越野联盟 走过路过，不要错过 厦门越野联盟1 i% `& I, _. f! X* m9 r2 ~1 R1 [+ D
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15．小明：I am sorry! & P: _# M! [3 q4 ^
老外：I am sorry too! xmjeep.com2 D3 W% t k) j. ]8 |* ~
小明：I am sorry three! " o$ m6 I; D) j: m" a& o, E
老外：What are you sorry for?
- a. e* S% R, n- B0 k 小明：I am sorry five! ' ?; X$ @! j$ t8 @& O' h
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16．If you want money,I have no; % u- M2 N# u# b! V: v; e8 a' m8 G" T
if you want life,I have one! % S8 E; ^, f8 m: I9 E
要钱没有，要命一条
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6 F ] k4 _ D( w. [- m& H5 j) a J0 u17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. . r, ]2 x3 O7 c- b& Z' O
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
+ E: l$ ?. w. E6 F9 y 你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟( o4 u. a5 B+ `$ L
有多远，死多远！！！！
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& }4 J$ |2 G: O+ l/ o V0 z20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face ; v6 |2 T: s2 ]& L) W
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
