世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
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& F2 N% p) Q5 y- f& z6 O" L厦门越野联盟3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
7 I$ U* V" B6 @! q 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
2 m) W: Z% B+ M 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! ; I3 {. x' X% X' H& C
有事起奏，无事退朝 * x$ M2 _" ~: Z( N4 I$ M/ T5 Y# p) H
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6．you me you me " e C- S, W7 B- U: J
彼此彼此 xmjeep.com6 N: o& y* l) P4 g* ^7 W3 G
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7．You Give Me Stop!! 厦门越野联盟$ {! \. h3 U% q. w: @& `
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
5 V% [, W8 J! d; q, N8 n" m `$ H 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! ; e# s' Y! p: F* ?0 J, |$ ?
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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( |5 p1 E+ n2 m6 J0 b: O11．American Chinese not enough
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open 厦门越野联盟8 s, G' R. i; ]) \2 Y O6 N
心花怒放 5 j8 P L0 k( e1 l
) i6 h; i5 e6 P. a( I, K8 L( ?9 t14．go past no mistake past ( \, m& Z. z! p/ u4 l5 R
走过路过，不要错过 + O2 c1 s$ `& ?
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15．小明：I am sorry! * A/ @: ?9 l7 [) ]" V0 P/ e! @
老外：I am sorry too!
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老外：What are you sorry for?
9 T% F$ _+ H# r9 Q# o 小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; 4 i! u* Z7 e" o( C/ Y( s7 G+ Y
if you want life,I have one! ; d v. Z* O5 F* w$ U ]' C- R
要钱没有，要命一条 0 t. q( E. r L. I. R8 v/ E; q0 j
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. xmjeep.com6 n$ ^. c. J% D* B$ z: E
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
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+ Y* U1 }2 r5 ^$ ?# [: X厦门越野联盟19．as far as you go to die
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
. v+ v/ K- O+ h; ~xmjeep.com 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
