世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ . O7 s, J! A: {, R* q
咱俩谁跟谁阿 xmjeep.com5 w1 _, p2 @8 z) @
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2．how are you ? how old are you? xmjeep.com7 n! i9 _4 N7 R5 @1 I4 e
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you xmjeep.com+ m d0 Y' }( v8 i% O8 V U
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
4 @7 _4 Q k* W* \ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ / N8 \+ H1 Y2 Y/ e2 e$ S, P* Z
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 8 {4 ]& |4 h9 z9 P, \6 L$ z
有事起奏，无事退朝 _$ O' p2 {0 k; \/ R9 e
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6．you me you me " x- `, A1 Y. s
彼此彼此
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! E5 F. |2 B' t厦门越野联盟7．You Give Me Stop!! xmjeep.com$ O2 [0 v: u. x. q
你给我站住！
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4 M9 Y! H; B4 X$ W1 B8．know is know noknow is noknow 厦门越野联盟9 g" P7 {+ j7 R- b' M
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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( ^8 k0 D) Y l. f# P4 N# D9．WATCH SISTER 厦门越野联盟+ x+ f. ]+ f4 x$ \
表妹 {7 h1 S6 `0 s
: z- r8 h- T7 K' K! R厦门越野联盟10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
: _* i# l4 L7 n5 }7 l& f* V( r3 y 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 2 Q- }" u$ f) ~
5 j, q* M' O1 [; k* g; R+ N厦门越野联盟11．American Chinese not enough
4 T8 E/ W( K) w, J' W( r5 H 美中不足 xmjeep.com0 S7 Y: r2 H% `, C& L1 N9 p) b2 n
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 1 {5 K9 T( R- i
车祸现场描述 0 V. X' p/ s' G" L5 N- y
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- k" l, s# ?9 n, ? Uxmjeep.com 心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
* T8 ]& K2 B. A4 j6 n厦门越野联盟 走过路过，不要错过
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( k' d! I: K0 v3 I' mxmjeep.com15．小明：I am sorry! 1 n3 @/ r! }& b3 H4 Z
老外：I am sorry too! + f I$ z" u6 i6 @0 ~
小明：I am sorry three! 8 ~7 b$ f- J9 K2 Z/ J8 |
老外：What are you sorry for? xmjeep.com( E* p! D3 `( B D. n
小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
5 d4 z1 q6 O9 [, `, j厦门越野联盟 if you want life,I have one!
8 M6 x; U l( t- f+ _ 要钱没有，要命一条 xmjeep.com( R- z6 U/ a) n7 X0 F
# O8 j1 }, Y+ r' Y: |8 E `4 h17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. ! L3 {2 t4 }7 ]! I6 @# C
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 ; ?. n! P" q- K) k+ [( M
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die 7 X8 j0 _' M4 w+ W' G
有多远，死多远！！！！ 4 Q5 V7 ^) M5 x- j* [
1 L- b3 ?* [: w5 h20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face xmjeep.com1 R0 v7 t! h) I8 Z" B
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
