世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 厦门越野联盟4 i2 U. W6 K# o
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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+ P9 Z! j7 b: t2 F( n2．how are you ? how old are you?
) ^( ^" P9 g ^. i4 { 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3 e- I# ]0 R! I; S9 \3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
+ r' q s2 j, z9 m( o厦门越野联盟 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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$ v& R% [- N* I& ^$ I% V) b厦门越野联盟4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
3 W( Y" P2 ^, e- s0 [: Wxmjeep.com 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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, c. I9 k/ |- k K0 B厦门越野联盟5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! xmjeep.com5 ^4 M6 a: K- o& j) y
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me xmjeep.com. H9 z; }% C* ^* T
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2 D! a0 }6 z6 V1 y7．You Give Me Stop!! 厦门越野联盟, Y: I- y' ?, e; w
你给我站住！ 0 `/ h# z+ r$ N6 Q0 c
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
, |8 Q6 ]% X% t, p$ L2 n' k" P厦门越野联盟 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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& O: }3 r; v$ w# V4 A+ d9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
) ~' ?5 a8 {; z A3 F$ R# N厦门越野联盟 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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( _. v6 O0 X+ |# c1 b11．American Chinese not enough
?9 N5 x, Z/ Lxmjeep.com 美中不足 * r! {. y$ Y% Y& [# S2 {
( v8 I q3 b0 ^) ]+ \xmjeep.com12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die / n' e1 I. |, g3 r8 Y5 n, y
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
" Z, o3 I8 q* g: ` 心花怒放 厦门越野联盟: q: p4 S7 I* Y3 v
1 V5 X# V: L) @, h! p E E) A14．go past no mistake past
2 D( W" a4 n0 ] 走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
, d6 Q" p8 @, D4 m3 b% B 老外：I am sorry too! : E* b) c9 _3 o: m/ e
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老外：What are you sorry for? xmjeep.com( ?" b! |3 k4 S
小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
( M" I4 g3 Q& q. _+ U8 E厦门越野联盟 if you want life,I have one!
, ]( E1 M1 H b4 w6 M5 P9 J) V0 Q 要钱没有，要命一条
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, [/ w) P1 b4 \ e17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
/ q) n. w0 ^1 U 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
$ i8 U M8 z7 k: S: B F7 n, @ 你有两下子。 4 ~! H l5 q4 k1 s
6 L+ f- I( ]0 w( ?4 h& Vxmjeep.com19．as far as you go to die
3 ?" K* \+ v6 M, Hxmjeep.com 有多远，死多远！！！！
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3 w7 K, [" n+ I( a20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face xmjeep.com! Z4 J2 y# K6 V. _1 G2 q6 \
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
