世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 5 O+ r- B# s1 T
咱俩谁跟谁阿 , t2 E. ]1 H! R5 P
0 k9 {/ c3 D2 n) S; f2．how are you ? how old are you? 厦门越野联盟' @2 V: f u: t
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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2 ~* Q! A/ ~# c# o: i1 y! h1 q3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you xmjeep.com" I+ u, b! S4 E! C( Q% o+ Q
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 ! ^7 h" W4 | r0 t7 j: }
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 6 p$ l, T, B1 u- y6 [
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ xmjeep.com6 {( `" X; i2 I5 Y3 S
/ E4 K/ F( Q! S% o0 X: H$ M7 m厦门越野联盟5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! xmjeep.com# A) S$ g" Z. L& P( ]' M S, [7 D
有事起奏，无事退朝 ' J$ u( z. n# I' \. b
; P3 e. \: G; j4 D4 q E3 G6．you me you me ' n- Y0 M/ o. O3 Y
彼此彼此 ! |0 O+ W( C4 v) C9 \
* O/ x- s( G) c% z7．You Give Me Stop!! 厦门越野联盟6 y1 B4 n2 A! ]
你给我站住！ 厦门越野联盟" j0 Q! p ^4 I# s5 p; f
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8．know is know noknow is noknow # F4 Q) W5 F3 q# |. s
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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+ e- t; M: d% B9．WATCH SISTER + f* ~1 y5 G) v# b
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! & q; O% U# G8 E' H
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
$ E" g# d8 S8 ]5 p" ?+ c& N; o 美中不足
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6 j' u9 l% n" G4 p. Bxmjeep.com12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die ! N2 f' ^' E; `7 k; w
车祸现场描述
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# o! \; r" D q7 f9 [5 Yxmjeep.com13．heart flower angry open
7 N* J; d! \ k8 N, { `3 i 心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
( d% N- _( A. {; V2 T 走过路过，不要错过
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m) o% J* @+ S% F/ T15．小明：I am sorry! 7 W: \- F' X' r& L$ L) ?
老外：I am sorry too! & E: a& }4 `& E7 a
小明：I am sorry three!
1 w' {. E, r( l% w3 s6 h 老外：What are you sorry for?
- P7 j9 M2 L6 c* I ^- I 小明：I am sorry five! xmjeep.com7 s$ K9 |- q C% L, K# \
6 t c2 N& h) J9 Y& H16．If you want money,I have no;
8 p; Q/ T9 q' O, W3 H# R m- E+ Oxmjeep.com if you want life,I have one! 厦门越野联盟/ Q& `! Z9 D4 B% R) v- w+ X! K
要钱没有，要命一条
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* a2 w# V ~8 v m* X17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
1 o4 M( Z6 y& l" p( Mxmjeep.com 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 xmjeep.com7 j0 s, q. Q' o3 F- s" H+ R
你有两下子。 * t# f/ `- n* d! o$ \! ^
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19．as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟- y% l& X+ {% {9 m5 d1 Y3 u$ j
有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
( z" F# f& k8 e4 v6 P3 m' R8 T& s, b 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
