昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:2 k; @: g& u4 d
前台小姐:“Hello.”
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- b& ?3 y+ A7 b/ L. l4 q" x 老外:“Hi.”- c: B% b M! }- [
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前台小姐:“You have what thing?”, Q0 I/ l! t: }# Y- o( Y4 s7 n6 k
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老外:“Can you speak english?”, o4 l( V3 q) A4 o) p
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前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”1 j5 y" c+ M. c. ^/ g# s
9 j. B! U% }; o. c' p9 ^* G 老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”. E. p4 U3 q& |/ c
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前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
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( d$ J3 T1 P5 @% f# `( X* D- }+ N: \ 老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
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前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”9 T' s) j2 N! o% t$ ^& M! w+ R( r8 v
3 c9 t8 _0 {' I* [2 g 老外:“I want to speak to your head.”xmjeep.com0 i1 J& L4 V! \
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前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
还是翻一下吧,那前台小姐用了土特产英语哦。
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9 O& d! a- Y3 I8 }- P4 v8 \" [xmjeep.com昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
2 g; R5 x' q/ P. z2 U 前台小姐:“你好.”8 B `6 J6 l. N
9 ^7 z0 F7 @6 z7 D4 a7 F- exmjeep.com 老外:“你好.”
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前台小姐:“你有什么事?”
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老外:“你能说英语吗?”6 B# n$ r" ?: Z
" `% I& N6 a9 P6 z 前台小姐:“如果我不是说的英语,我说的是什么?”厦门越野联盟7 ]- L+ W1 d& \
2 n+ b0 @/ p* _" Ixmjeep.com 老外:“有别人会说英语吗?”; D6 I: t8 G! U
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前台小姐:“你自己看看. 所有人都在玩呢, 没人有时间, 你能等, 你等, 你不能等, 你走!”
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老外:“大家好. 这有人会说英语吗?”6 n. Y' b1 U- w6 O* @
; `5 Q0 Q5 Q" n jxmjeep.com 前台小姐:“嚷什么嚷, 小点儿声, 你上这有什么事?”
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! e" w' m& X: F# I- {1 X2 U 老外:“我想和你们头谈谈.”% }5 C+ z) k/ P" u) Z& u
% y' N9 X! I& W; }! ?# r: |2 _( v 前台小姐:“头不在.你明天来吧 !”