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[转载] 偷听一小姐接待老外时的对话把我惊呆了

偷听一小姐接待老外时的对话把我惊呆了

昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:9 P2 \  s0 X; [' k, O! G2 V
  前台小姐:“Hello.”
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  老外:“Hi.”
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  前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
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  老外:“Can you speak english?”xmjeep.com  B  i( w& F) c. Q: ^$ B/ T- P

" o% m& Y: ]! {" E1 Uxmjeep.com  前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”厦门越野联盟! i2 W$ s  a9 i5 h9 T& d

6 ~) s" M, S: q" l# f9 E厦门越野联盟  老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”
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# n/ Q1 ~1 c" O* Z' F" F  前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”xmjeep.com$ H2 [6 ~# Q* V* H) F

. ^% R: r8 ^0 Y. o( U& ^! a厦门越野联盟  老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
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) m2 E: X. M0 Z  Dxmjeep.com  前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”厦门越野联盟! s/ c9 z4 T# M8 j- j- L
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  老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
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  前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”

还是翻一下吧,那前台小姐用了土特产英语哦。
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9 J- H6 {; i% l/ s) Y昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
3 a4 W5 i) R  s) y& ?  前台小姐:“你好.”厦门越野联盟6 a3 a; X' E- S2 _, w0 z! Z$ y

" A$ a$ G& p: s& a; h8 wxmjeep.com  老外:“你好.”
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  前台小姐:“你有什么事?”
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  老外:“你能说英语吗?”
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6 p& N9 r/ j+ Q4 I  {  前台小姐:“如果我不是说的英语,我说的是什么?”: t# `5 y$ m5 Q& h* q' ^* I, c" D

" S# D! M9 a; t: ^7 u4 Q厦门越野联盟  老外:“有别人会说英语吗?”
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  前台小姐:“你自己看看. 所有人都在玩呢, 没人有时间, 你能等, 你等, 你不能等, 你走!”
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  老外:“大家好. 这有人会说英语吗?”, p9 p; f; m3 q$ Q; X- P

1 p1 ~# L& Q8 ]" d  前台小姐:“嚷什么嚷, 小点儿声, 你上这有什么事?”
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  老外:“我想和你们头谈谈.”
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  前台小姐:“头不在.你明天来吧 !”

人,要么是个艺术品,要么戴件艺术品。

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:lol :lol :lol
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觉得怪怪的,是不是中国英语呢?好象和前台小姐比起来,也没什么嘛!

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