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[转载] 偷听一小姐接待老外时的对话把我惊呆了

偷听一小姐接待老外时的对话把我惊呆了

昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:6 ]2 J1 c2 {1 ]2 H! T  X
  前台小姐:“Hello.”5 N& r6 @2 D3 T2 r2 |8 e, H
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  老外:“Hi.”1 _$ W+ E# o% S' u+ r% s

. V* ^8 J, `' A8 O3 }/ t7 H8 r  前台小姐:“You have what thing?”& a" U# y0 g7 X! L( \% ~
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  老外:“Can you speak english?”
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: m# F1 r) w1 V0 @9 e/ ixmjeep.com  前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”! r* B- f1 B/ B$ Q" n; G
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  老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”( l2 L, I: P! A: u

& U( C- O  y$ N3 d3 @+ J  前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”xmjeep.com( Y5 }6 @" n  T( `" e

7 L$ q$ r( ~8 x' N6 H' y4 |  老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
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( ^& n; d9 r- o* d6 Kxmjeep.com  前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
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  o" I- }" F5 ~5 Q2 F' dxmjeep.com  老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
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' c, a8 G5 b  R  前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”

还是翻一下吧,那前台小姐用了土特产英语哦。
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昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
4 M0 ?) X: ]( m6 s8 z9 g" z  前台小姐:“你好.”xmjeep.com. ~0 N5 @8 i3 Z& X5 O, S

4 `5 u# [; R% c2 T0 Txmjeep.com  老外:“你好.”
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0 B" {* x6 Y! }3 A: ^xmjeep.com  前台小姐:“你有什么事?”
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1 D! X8 y5 x, O/ D6 g! B" V. ?& v, f, Jxmjeep.com  老外:“你能说英语吗?”xmjeep.com4 r4 `; p' U% m5 @  y, N

+ e; F; X8 i+ v; R+ vxmjeep.com  前台小姐:“如果我不是说的英语,我说的是什么?”
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# b) }9 t. y/ H  a8 p9 \1 x4 z  老外:“有别人会说英语吗?”
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  前台小姐:“你自己看看. 所有人都在玩呢, 没人有时间, 你能等, 你等, 你不能等, 你走!”
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  老外:“大家好. 这有人会说英语吗?”4 J  V, b7 U- m7 y) ]( J+ i$ t2 R# k

3 x! h5 g5 B8 `% n* V  前台小姐:“嚷什么嚷, 小点儿声, 你上这有什么事?”. U' y8 i8 s& V
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  老外:“我想和你们头谈谈.”
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  前台小姐:“头不在.你明天来吧 !”

人,要么是个艺术品,要么戴件艺术品。

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:lol :lol :lol
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觉得怪怪的,是不是中国英语呢?好象和前台小姐比起来,也没什么嘛!

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