世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了,超级搞笑
1.we two who and who? 2 M0 o; c; ?; v( P" q& t1 `+ b
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2.how are you ? how old are you?
. P0 P& M7 h8 N0 P+ [ 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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; ]# S, D& q2 C1 Q" ?# U1 m" b3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
, P/ x \. V# m* X 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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3 Z: ], X/ Q) s/ U# K9 K厦门越野联盟4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 8 p4 d2 u Y" ]. _ `" h
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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2 c3 f- q! b) o) e1 J5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! # P' h! S) Y6 ?
有事起奏,无事退朝 1 O' l7 H6 j2 f) S4 M: o
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6.you me you me xmjeep.com. I: P; s& x) F8 K+ r+ k
彼此彼此 xmjeep.com1 R3 j7 Z5 w4 `8 l w
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7.You Give Me Stop!!
^4 W* ]) c8 I% c: Rxmjeep.com 你给我站住!
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' `3 V' e0 P" o8.know is know noknow is noknow
p1 h; z; V, r 知之为知之,不知为不知… 厦门越野联盟0 y) L& O- Z R* l
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表妹
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
. @8 m4 g" ~$ m+ E5 S# e 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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9 h+ F% B9 d; k11.American Chinese not enough % b8 M' h" G' `3 W# C" Q
美中不足 2 c/ O/ v) g, z J$ P0 D
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
( U1 K6 f& G3 L. M( `2 m, oxmjeep.com 车祸现场描述
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( ~. f" K7 j3 x2 j13.heart flower angry open
0 K- X0 A* b8 P9 p 心花怒放
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14.go past no mistake past
! o! B6 G2 o+ C- |. e$ Y 走过路过,不要错过 5 W' C4 P p7 O# v y9 r
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15.小明:I am sorry!
7 @1 u- z7 c' R' K" q: b# kxmjeep.com 老外:I am sorry too! 9 L" [/ d7 Z, Z2 T" b6 P% @
小明:I am sorry three! 厦门越野联盟* N9 c# _! D& x$ ]" G, \
老外:What are you sorry for?
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$ u" Y3 Y$ G8 y* T+ d; W: x16.If you want money,I have no;
/ R# G+ N! S0 Q+ S$ v1 g if you want life,I have one!
$ X0 c- x# M; N* i7 ]0 `# F) d 要钱没有,要命一条
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. + D$ M6 n ^$ M9 t8 Q% A; @: I
我叫李老大,今年25。 : x% M' i1 x* o* }2 B
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你有两下子。 厦门越野联盟9 d g6 l g- @/ N' T* s
5 @6 [7 x6 X P0 Y) m19.as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟1 W7 X$ s4 `5 p& U- [4 n
有多远,死多远!!!!
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
# p1 t% E* A/ L# G% `$ @ 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸