世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ xmjeep.com) Z% M) b3 j' y
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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% h& u K6 W' r8 E' ^9 S8 B% T4 ~2．how are you ? how old are you?
) Q) \- Q3 u ?: `- C, sxmjeep.com 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
3 n4 u- }* D+ ]+ y# Y 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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0 i) Y1 H( B: M' t4 u$ k4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ # l/ o/ J; v% H' B
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 1 \1 p3 }! [0 {5 ~* A! A7 }
( q. I6 H2 p2 r2 M$ c+ k& sxmjeep.com5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
" {. i. c+ n1 `8 X 有事起奏，无事退朝
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( G5 T: r: p4 ~$ _" O: `6．you me you me
3 u+ `1 P# q" K1 R( M1 e7 X 彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
6 r6 Z ^7 E, f- M 你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow : O2 A( T$ C7 }3 o, j
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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* N, b1 @1 H% Q3 l3 `' kxmjeep.com9．WATCH SISTER * ? @, e. ]" z; @0 a( _/ ]5 d
表妹
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; \. W& h# U) u9 b6 Rxmjeep.com10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! ; F# p% M/ J/ g5 d
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ + H; _: T1 k) U3 |" C
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11．American Chinese not enough " R# v! P5 c- ]5 r% m1 l# c4 I
美中不足
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# B8 I$ O$ w5 R0 p# b2 W. S12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 厦门越野联盟& s* `7 H. N& ]" Q1 ?# v" c1 r
车祸现场描述
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2 K) ^2 Y7 n: ]1 V; f G9 D13．heart flower angry open 厦门越野联盟1 e0 m9 e" E9 x( A8 ~, b R
心花怒放 / U' ` Z2 k% W" A/ o% O! I% {% p
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14．go past no mistake past
8 {# U3 v0 Z! r( c4 x 走过路过，不要错过
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4 \, N1 c4 x, X% k. W# Y15．小明：I am sorry! xmjeep.com1 F0 G# {. v0 S! n
老外：I am sorry too!
5 Y2 {# K- g' H+ s 小明：I am sorry three! ! e% E% h4 n% s1 ^3 V
老外：What are you sorry for? 2 C! G4 J b+ x( e1 m; b8 s
小明：I am sorry five!
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" c" N: _0 J/ Q& n' P! ]16．If you want money,I have no;
- B Q/ B3 i& e4 P$ }, A厦门越野联盟 if you want life,I have one!
1 k+ c0 t- O; ]. }3 y2 r厦门越野联盟 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
. d" i @4 n4 A8 U: M! Y 我叫李老大，今年25。 $ S% h a+ L p- g) O
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18．you have two down son。
* p4 M2 T- V- N1 k% [) \7 v+ ? 你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die ; e) ~/ ~. {1 r6 a
有多远，死多远！！！！ xmjeep.com+ R4 h( n L- m% b/ A1 d
, j H# y& y7 C3 P6 u+ Z20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face xmjeep.com9 F# Y2 i0 g- d5 `9 l u+ Q& T4 q
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
