世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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% O$ k8 F$ h" P6 Y$ r# s2．how are you ? how old are you?
/ c0 K& y- W5 b* p1 g 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
\$ _. X( b% {/ `. n 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 & x5 a, J6 E1 L$ e% V
- c8 Z) y w8 C4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
* A* m2 E0 F; m$ d2 Q! N% Y# O 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! xmjeep.com3 \5 y2 I: O; i
有事起奏，无事退朝 xmjeep.com5 `$ m) B9 F6 N6 Z0 ^. X {) C
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6．you me you me
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& e$ t9 o1 O1 W- s7．You Give Me Stop!! 厦门越野联盟: ~' \+ C" F2 {& w5 B1 t
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow 7 o; l& V- P8 R
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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5 k* f5 M0 g+ xxmjeep.com10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
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$ x' o/ P" n% | H! B" [9 u. _11．American Chinese not enough
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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( q) a* r% B. A13．heart flower angry open
, k9 h9 O+ }4 J 心花怒放 xmjeep.com6 u2 X5 Z. [6 V4 r( Z# c% G4 x
' w# h/ m m! ?6 {- Fxmjeep.com14．go past no mistake past 1 U2 I+ Q6 Q# z
走过路过，不要错过 xmjeep.com- |) p$ |5 z! }2 `! T9 R6 x" s
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15．小明：I am sorry!
& a$ f; ^ K( h. L 老外：I am sorry too! 3 {" {$ ^: Z& v v' O
小明：I am sorry three! 厦门越野联盟+ a1 _9 d% w0 O3 N- g0 P& u
老外：What are you sorry for?
# b/ t" p1 s) V' `" n' W 小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; / Z [; r5 S! e7 z7 f9 c
if you want life,I have one! " o4 G4 C4 o- q: X1 R
要钱没有，要命一条 # m5 ?# P9 Q; q6 P
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. xmjeep.com' E- i6 N0 b2 n% d* R! v
我叫李老大，今年25。 ; {* ^) s6 ~7 b' A. P
& U" r9 p9 A( |9 E18．you have two down son。
0 V' T2 Y" n0 T- m 你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die xmjeep.com( ]8 `( H5 U# u2 b0 z2 q: {
有多远，死多远！！！！ xmjeep.com; \4 E/ O5 T) k
p4 Q! ^; S9 U3 V! M3 w- d3 _20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face xmjeep.com. u0 n0 c5 [. C4 V3 h% q6 O: E; {
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
