世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ / ?0 f4 ?9 d9 Z
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 3 s) O- b1 u: ?- G' T6 {
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ xmjeep.com" V: e. B3 c8 g7 s, W6 N
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 2 c+ V% @: o! R6 l
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
! T# @2 d: s$ ~. L9 c. U 有事起奏，无事退朝 xmjeep.com. S$ \* F* F( L! v# T& Z
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6．you me you me
+ {# O) C9 s0 q& L% H 彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! , g" h! \+ T b7 z; I& q
你给我站住！
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( Q- O7 S3 f) |- G9 ` w8．know is know noknow is noknow
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. R: m* Q4 T, o9 E8 e: n$ q10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 0 l" x/ b. P; _ h, f
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
5 V. \! p _8 C& d! s 美中不足 xmjeep.com" h) D1 p* G I9 n7 X
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die q+ V2 b ]- ~ |/ R; n& f
车祸现场描述 1 X3 h# `; _, [3 j/ f" `
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13．heart flower angry open
) {! P* U: F+ a* \. g8 i H+ ^5 Y 心花怒放
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, F9 q5 s; z3 T. ]14．go past no mistake past
, R( _; g& j) U6 l% N 走过路过，不要错过
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' V. q$ h' G8 Q; k# H7 V% \9 R5 c15．小明：I am sorry!
% k/ B8 N7 q% i" ?, I8 w) Oxmjeep.com 老外：I am sorry too!
5 G ^0 \ A4 F) s, P0 J, |; \' A 小明：I am sorry three!
6 G$ F- T" {# H 老外：What are you sorry for?
# k- X. S; S) P- s厦门越野联盟 小明：I am sorry five! : F/ \- x2 N9 q. ]8 L# L1 l
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16．If you want money,I have no; xmjeep.com7 L: |5 Y) L0 p; V
if you want life,I have one!
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8 ]6 B. z1 a% j" Y' f7 b6 x% ?17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
# D1 }; i' i- d+ i5 `1 f$ C+ j0 R2 h 我叫李老大，今年25。 5 w) I# t' S) W, i1 g, o$ [
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18．you have two down son。
5 P: ~) d) w: K 你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟9 {% d* s$ `) ]2 T& i
有多远，死多远！！！！ ; T' J( ?+ K" M* \6 N" s
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 6 B; Q( o P% _! K( F
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
