世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ $ K* F2 u/ g/ A. C1 n) v
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you? ! { c' g( q" e/ ^ d- @% o
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ & g. k! j, {5 ^% D& H" q$ N( M
, `1 L: z0 ?, j( D% e3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you , U/ |* ]- {. Y" s) K
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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7 q: [! c" w" I0 U( \- j& yxmjeep.com4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ * }5 f( d8 k$ M; c% i
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 0 s& C+ `* u% g) e; v; `: q
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 8 W, R1 {! U0 F8 x6 y3 x
有事起奏，无事退朝 xmjeep.com6 z' n0 X2 a. M) g# x j2 j6 P4 g
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6．you me you me
- G' u9 \3 v" Sxmjeep.com 彼此彼此
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1 z2 S" q0 G' M: j; W$ S1 s' Q7．You Give Me Stop!! / W; k; t( d2 ~; {
你给我站住！ 厦门越野联盟" y" C, b; {& @: ]
% j2 a5 B' o+ ]1 \4 z& [xmjeep.com8．know is know noknow is noknow O6 w# v7 M" l7 L+ _/ ]- O
知之为知之，不知为不知… ) }& S0 o; o$ d( }/ ~/ h
9 i: K: s: e: e, _( v! u! n9．WATCH SISTER xmjeep.com1 C/ i8 l+ e, a5 O8 K9 v Q4 d% J
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
& Y- Z7 P, C( U2 L* z3 h! ^( A) R 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 厦门越野联盟9 z! Q( Y% k/ v* c4 G
; [+ Y6 k1 V0 ~+ s% D: t" Wxmjeep.com11．American Chinese not enough
$ y7 X3 @6 [% c& e 美中不足
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m5 {6 `$ \' H l. f12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die xmjeep.com x) f& q. o3 l& t4 ]& x# W/ ^
车祸现场描述 / i# c* Q& l) B5 C& t5 q* M
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13．heart flower angry open
& @$ X; R, {+ }. c0 P 心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past % w& X& N) Y$ K4 a( C2 i
走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry! / r- N2 x' }! p/ Q3 w
老外：I am sorry too! xmjeep.com' `; i: I* N% w9 ?. e& S
小明：I am sorry three!
% S t& [6 D/ N: T/ Y3 Rxmjeep.com 老外：What are you sorry for?
' N- k) M3 r( x% C 小明：I am sorry five! 4 ^( O. _! F' _; ]
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16．If you want money,I have no;
. l& X1 }8 j8 W% ` Y2 W if you want life,I have one!
- [6 W+ V+ l/ g6 x1 j 要钱没有，要命一条 8 j4 `2 S- x' W- L7 C" V$ c% F
/ B$ @. O; v8 u. O4 J厦门越野联盟17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
# V/ V4 D% Z- W: U8 T$ j1 U 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 / b( N$ i. ^# B
你有两下子。 - \0 {. J6 ~& \/ d( V, N
& |2 S+ t& g4 e4 j; W* U2 Q19．as far as you go to die
% v$ X7 I$ A& O7 r7 k 有多远，死多远！！！！ 4 e/ \3 D! \7 p: U# Z
* @' n- _) f1 @% ~" V" f20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face + }& P0 X3 H7 }; M5 w1 s3 Z
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
