世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 0 t& u0 z' ]# m
咱俩谁跟谁阿 8 D! {9 h( ], F9 z7 L6 K. B
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
2 w' G! l9 g$ y- N; c ^厦门越野联盟 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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0 o) X* ?6 |3 Y- W' }% t厦门越野联盟4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ , e! X7 S3 m& L0 s' @, o
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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& \% t, l; J0 L2 j' \' `! ]xmjeep.com5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! ' n" v- ?% o# \7 O$ n% A) Q
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me 3 @* o) e6 m" u, M) F5 W+ J
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
- @/ D4 b% B) n0 P 你给我站住！ 7 R s# z0 @6 l# A
6 [; D( U: V `2 L8．know is know noknow is noknow
- M9 ~0 X: s; a3 F, x4 i) z# x. Z; kxmjeep.com 知之为知之，不知为不知… 2 r: q" U/ u6 i; W
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表妹 xmjeep.com, T" R3 A, y& n# B* ]2 U
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! # D2 {& g1 t$ n% S8 ?7 B K2 i
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
( b7 l3 q& ~2 Z( E% d6 E 美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 9 q4 |! e+ J) h9 U4 h9 W) p6 Q
车祸现场描述 - I* {/ o; C9 D- f- |! A
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13．heart flower angry open
0 M6 x \8 O) [/ N; a 心花怒放 xmjeep.com1 F3 n) m3 }) p2 \) Z9 E4 S
- m6 G$ g- E0 q* u厦门越野联盟14．go past no mistake past
( m8 s- R% x, i4 [: \( @ 走过路过，不要错过
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: u$ T5 A7 F" f k7 C" ^15．小明：I am sorry!
6 `6 t$ i+ B+ N* Z 老外：I am sorry too! $ k& \$ ^5 [) R& H! n* o
小明：I am sorry three!
% G+ ~+ {5 V, R: Q; K- j: axmjeep.com 老外：What are you sorry for?
' {" {) ^# V3 r3 b 小明：I am sorry five!
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; V# J$ [- ^3 t( q16．If you want money,I have no; 1 \9 I0 L1 T9 o
if you want life,I have one!
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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& O/ j, y* D# B, Y, [: u8 @18．you have two down son。 3 l6 G9 ~. i$ p1 N2 w4 J
你有两下子。
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0 W8 z( f7 I, `: p0 N) ]xmjeep.com19．as far as you go to die . f1 [& N/ M) Z0 z- C+ G
有多远，死多远！！！！ xmjeep.com; r/ S& D/ ^2 G- c7 u
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face * p1 L: r! M0 [5 u
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
