世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 厦门越野联盟5 t* r9 ]3 j5 R" i
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 厦门越野联盟2 f7 v: ~6 v' e2 @' m/ N
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
3 L$ J( Y+ E; i5 J- Y m) n- N- P$ v 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 ! c2 b0 U* p' n1 h3 O" G
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
C: W8 C/ ^- U% ~xmjeep.com 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
1 y; `* w) [' F9 D+ | 有事起奏，无事退朝
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" O9 O2 m1 U. l% t$ ^ y5 J- k" d' r& sxmjeep.com6．you me you me / _; @' | K( u2 k `8 @ I
彼此彼此 xmjeep.com) q) B, Q: ^" @' s3 Y
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
5 R$ v8 ~$ E( L+ I! M3 H/ [ 你给我站住！ 厦门越野联盟( j1 E. B& _' _6 n, i5 r6 N g
7 l, g: D+ ?7 Y. U! C t% ?) {9 Fxmjeep.com8．know is know noknow is noknow 5 f5 z! \: E: L$ C6 G9 D% a; i
知之为知之，不知为不知… * k+ [* k% q7 y
9 G' q* o: a4 p5 _+ k6 ?' Q厦门越野联盟9．WATCH SISTER
$ S0 L( u2 `$ N: H厦门越野联盟 表妹 xmjeep.com! n+ J3 y& c* x/ I$ q, l. H6 \
4 R0 \3 i- v# N; l0 P10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
* \$ B8 e$ Q* R# W7 `) L0 g D 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 5 A" C0 W* F6 }
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11．American Chinese not enough ! K- M- }" {2 a/ Y" _% u6 {: b1 ?
美中不足 , {* K& p: W0 U, O) c* l
# q& x- h& J5 b: n i12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die - p" A: N6 q. t* _. ?6 F1 B
车祸现场描述
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3 _/ e6 k. S4 ?6 Mxmjeep.com13．heart flower angry open 6 H3 @3 g, E4 H; T/ D1 M
心花怒放 0 ^ i/ @ v, I% k8 V" e
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14．go past no mistake past * _+ v) `" @# j& I
走过路过，不要错过 - N" j7 m. i& L, Y ]8 ^; I4 G
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15．小明：I am sorry! - D7 v$ p+ k; Q& s
老外：I am sorry too! + K9 X1 q- _8 [* b! Z
小明：I am sorry three!
0 ]1 C, J9 n/ i7 r1 `2 Jxmjeep.com 老外：What are you sorry for? : {9 g* ^3 n, ^/ e5 G8 c
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* Y" c) `' v; Q% d16．If you want money,I have no; 3 P1 y% }- s4 b% U: d [5 P& ]
if you want life,I have one!
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4 r4 {$ j3 v. ?1 r2 H( D' qxmjeep.com17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. xmjeep.com& @0 L( [9 i7 B. Y( v2 S0 Z
我叫李老大，今年25。 ' B5 W- Y$ s: S5 i" v
! X) b& o1 p& v18．you have two down son。
$ S- S: y! _- W" ~) z$ {xmjeep.com 你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟% O% r7 }3 B$ r
有多远，死多远！！！！ ^+ y- b$ V% [3 o2 |" ]' a0 d
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
9 K4 Q/ J$ O3 Q1 O- s 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
