世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
/ ]. l- L. u0 u& \: J# P1 s 咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2 x& Z+ |& B" H) b# U1 O2 K. f厦门越野联盟2．how are you ? how old are you?
& R: N+ ~$ h$ p9 F$ _7 [' u 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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) b8 F O* \$ p1 c) bxmjeep.com3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you xmjeep.com+ n& o! t# }5 O' Y
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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6 L3 h! D* u* T! _4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 厦门越野联盟6 w( P5 ^/ m* E4 l
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! " Z, _9 l. C0 x N( j6 L0 d3 s
有事起奏，无事退朝 * A! ?0 y" o/ @+ @% j- e- t& f, {
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6．you me you me + R: D1 v, ~7 E4 `( [
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
5 Z4 Y. k; i& g1 g; P: j 你给我站住！
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( J4 q/ E4 @5 ^/ P厦门越野联盟8．know is know noknow is noknow . l' U7 W% v( [. l! E
知之为知之，不知为不知… xmjeep.com- X. J- I# m c3 L
( P( |7 C1 v, L9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! xmjeep.com" D; `. d9 Y) M0 A9 C! }7 A" Z: }
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough z7 C4 W l+ P$ z
美中不足
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, t: `+ E5 h2 ?% J- Z7 Y1 o12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
" ?5 P" ^" R# y4 s 车祸现场描述 / o% U! A7 ?. T# k7 w
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13．heart flower angry open
- W* N9 L, U. ?; m 心花怒放 6 s# X' t4 J+ F6 U7 ]' o
2 {3 c ~' l8 O) sxmjeep.com14．go past no mistake past 0 N$ j+ v8 I6 S( s( z
走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry! 3 E4 j7 V, Q, q( ]) L4 \! E
老外：I am sorry too! 7 m x4 S* K# Z. T( l2 M
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老外：What are you sorry for?
1 J! ~ s+ a5 k3 ~& A- f0 z( Z# K 小明：I am sorry five! ) v6 ]& I- m8 {9 B) a" N$ w- p
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16．If you want money,I have no;
4 h3 o5 @1 }) s M if you want life,I have one!
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. + i2 M5 _* l2 y/ }/ e' m/ K. k% M
我叫李老大，今年25。 xmjeep.com |# ~0 Y' S- n5 @% @
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18．you have two down son。
7 q! G2 b% b' R7 b) }7 K 你有两下子。 xmjeep.com# G5 f# O( \1 U: L, ^
+ [% b4 y: a/ l o4 Yxmjeep.com19．as far as you go to die 4 q( {! P' O3 M/ ~1 f2 Q4 E
有多远，死多远！！！！ - ^4 E0 c+ {" H& i& ]/ P1 Q
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
! y3 }2 ~9 J: @2 t' d厦门越野联盟 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
