世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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3 Y# A1 T, Y F2．how are you ? how old are you?
5 O: ?5 i$ y* W9 T) I) a* N 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ ! e& V/ g# R+ Z. q- F0 w$ j5 g2 G8 f
9 e& B" P6 y' ^7 t7 b. Z: x厦门越野联盟3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
( p' M/ L5 d( h: ]# m! ^厦门越野联盟 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 # O; H( \/ _3 y' z4 Y% ^% o" S5 x
. x# s/ j) Y4 \( r1 hxmjeep.com4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ |4 W, {6 {7 o
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 7 v; u; r! t6 N) ~% z1 Y9 z
- X+ Q3 T3 B A7 A5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! & R7 i6 r$ v# |% N
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me 9 ^8 P. ]- a- J0 D6 \
彼此彼此 " g$ o: d% ?' t, Y7 y. r
5 V5 o6 g8 ]/ C2 A: _( o7．You Give Me Stop!! 厦门越野联盟. d% d, h9 M. K3 u. a( P
你给我站住！
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+ @' s8 H3 N# ]" ?3 m. n8．know is know noknow is noknow
$ ? Y, [2 t0 J' ? 知之为知之，不知为不知… 厦门越野联盟! A% A q2 _, R4 T9 a
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
4 v; y+ `1 W$ g" K* V厦门越野联盟 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 5 _' K% _2 E% c2 U' U
7 V0 K q4 O( m5 G6 k: U! [11．American Chinese not enough
E- \9 H' o# F# v7 y ? 美中不足 3 F+ e4 N; u0 Q
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open xmjeep.com4 u b% k3 x1 D1 k0 E0 c& w/ j
心花怒放
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2 h1 a8 ^( [5 Lxmjeep.com14．go past no mistake past
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15．小明：I am sorry!
6 W$ g7 e- ~; ]/ V0 p9 a 老外：I am sorry too!
3 P1 g+ }8 j) s2 Y2 Q 小明：I am sorry three!
' l7 V$ x. Y% V" m4 O4 b; b4 I& R 老外：What are you sorry for?
2 Y% P& m% i) C 小明：I am sorry five! , p' }, [3 p- u. z2 q
x8 q& ?) w- h! ~9 }' C16．If you want money,I have no;
: x0 z5 D9 B; {$ A3 `厦门越野联盟 if you want life,I have one! * I; A4 s5 \: m1 G. Z j# j
要钱没有，要命一条
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5 \9 V0 m. h6 B5 M; @. M3 q17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
) y& a; C6 W+ G8 r1 a; W0 p 我叫李老大，今年25。 厦门越野联盟8 y }3 Q( s' z' X `. d
9 {! s) J$ L# ~# g18．you have two down son。
0 S( |3 t- I) O M 你有两下子。 7 R; a) @+ u& K* P1 D1 Y
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19．as far as you go to die
3 L3 d& Y/ X# |! U* T# a 有多远，死多远！！！！
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. m: J+ E' I/ W1 `5 Y! xxmjeep.com20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 3 {/ X. z7 D+ `* u$ h$ W
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
