世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you? % R+ j4 n& f, U# r) a* O9 b
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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( |- {4 G% T& D" N s: D" x3 Y3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you xmjeep.com7 O3 a9 ?5 l, c( C& ~
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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* A4 w5 F# [, B( f厦门越野联盟4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
; P6 X: e6 _/ n; k0 V 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 6 j8 h i0 f; [" Z/ N# h7 Y
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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6．you me you me
% `; u: w O1 G8 _; v( b P 彼此彼此
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' j0 M; j. R8 b% F4 a5 Y1 b! _! ^7．You Give Me Stop!!
2 X' o! P3 A6 |, Y+ _6 b9 T/ h5 i 你给我站住！ 7 T2 Z$ h/ u; q7 f7 ]
- a! u( f% \3 i& w+ y$ F9 |8．know is know noknow is noknow 7 ~$ e8 K" X, u! {
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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: a& w4 k' q8 C& W6 |0 A9．WATCH SISTER
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龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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& s" {2 t2 |7 s/ m' Q 美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 9 ^3 y% B+ ?/ T" p2 g% G" a7 E: [
车祸现场描述
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! ]: V, }0 X! d) U% b7 @( K* \13．heart flower angry open
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14．go past no mistake past
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# \' D+ W0 q8 Q+ f15．小明：I am sorry! ! y6 W2 R$ _, D2 l) z4 T$ x& U
老外：I am sorry too!
7 U& p7 S m. T5 F* B 小明：I am sorry three! 6 ]8 e+ X6 n/ t& d8 p3 m% H1 t
老外：What are you sorry for?
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3 C7 H5 t6 D# nxmjeep.com16．If you want money,I have no;
# H+ ` Z4 j6 P! v if you want life,I have one!
- F( y% T I5 y7 a 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. ; U5 r' c7 Z1 z/ v: o% B; R
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
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) N8 I( z% ^8 Zxmjeep.com19．as far as you go to die
4 r' S1 e4 k( e8 y% ]" R) a' a" y8 z7 T 有多远，死多远！！！！
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: k. `6 D0 H. B厦门越野联盟20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
- {# W* }7 c# S5 p S! ^/ @厦门越野联盟 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
