世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
+ F1 v- r/ |& W 咱俩谁跟谁阿 1 Y8 l# o+ l! M5 P
* O! D- Z3 a+ n& I- \厦门越野联盟2．how are you ? how old are you?
+ Y# K8 n) M7 I8 Q# w; e) S( f. Hxmjeep.com 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you . ?& r) G1 e1 o: ^
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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/ m8 A# ~! \" |; M9 a4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
]8 A; _ n! a& `0 T) S7 I 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ) U* _. A: Y8 A" y1 {( s: N
6 n+ K: \1 W# Oxmjeep.com5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! y* t& @* w4 {, y: e( J# X
有事起奏，无事退朝 厦门越野联盟! S/ K% w2 f; m7 |
& k; t { E |& ]6 I0 X6．you me you me 0 }3 s; B4 H' y# G6 U* i7 J
彼此彼此 ; r7 ]- `- t' U% y- C! o
* ~. ~ l) w) @xmjeep.com7．You Give Me Stop!!
( |: y4 s( Q/ o$ H' oxmjeep.com 你给我站住！ 9 V5 ]9 h, x/ k9 m
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
8 j3 p* \# Q5 b/ s2 B/ |; Xxmjeep.com 知之为知之，不知为不知… # ?/ B9 W! {/ b* ]$ ?5 S, |
7 u \% b1 i% h. i: l( s! N7 u. {0 a9．WATCH SISTER ' j1 V$ b2 T/ Z7 j3 M& x& {
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
7 i, B Z' e5 C6 X厦门越野联盟 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 1 Q# n4 I& m( B0 K
' b" @- b* v8 Z+ w% t9 w11．American Chinese not enough $ y- n f' q$ Q$ x N
美中不足
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5 R+ G+ R9 D# _0 T厦门越野联盟12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
1 H, N* w# l/ u$ R# e! M( r; { 车祸现场描述
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* E4 h- j' f. ]+ r" Ixmjeep.com13．heart flower angry open 3 D1 \# T0 V6 q7 q
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
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15．小明：I am sorry!
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老外：What are you sorry for? 9 }. Z V. B7 N; c; D3 \/ Z o
小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
' V& B! a4 `2 _" U& I; F$ Axmjeep.com if you want life,I have one!
6 r8 A% I. r$ D; Z4 t 要钱没有，要命一条 xmjeep.com% ^- |0 E3 O" a' |( }' D
8 Q0 ^ e/ G4 W. X6 e3 L17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
1 [6 B! n8 `0 u% F- K 我叫李老大，今年25。 3 n$ u1 O. T1 U' X4 e1 t2 T
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18．you have two down son。
) n4 }5 a Y. V8 a B 你有两下子。
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5 b0 t9 @: j3 H/ [0 @1 T19．as far as you go to die 5 v! |/ k7 G8 A+ M- C. H
有多远，死多远！！！！ xmjeep.com, [/ L9 b! j2 w; P3 s
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 4 f# Q/ D% W7 _8 B9 U" o9 [
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
