世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ xmjeep.com+ w( h+ g. ~1 J3 X4 ~0 Y3 W7 o
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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" R2 D2 [; x0 J. ]! l厦门越野联盟2．how are you ? how old are you?
8 v) { T W- g' Q 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ / b' ]( ?& h: L: ?3 F: o% M
7 f8 s' i9 f( n/ {1 V( l* x. |3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
9 F# Y* v9 P4 y8 ~厦门越野联盟 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 xmjeep.com1 x# b: K8 `" G
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 厦门越野联盟7 ^$ U% J+ S# T+ Y2 d
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 9 a- F2 b9 O1 h; ^" o# v* x
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! $ [7 N, I% f5 E% i
有事起奏，无事退朝
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) L2 f4 {6 B7 W厦门越野联盟6．you me you me
2 ^9 J7 T( ^3 [7 K( N0 a4 Bxmjeep.com 彼此彼此
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& c1 \# Y) L6 ^; b1 I6 ^6 h厦门越野联盟7．You Give Me Stop!!
% u5 u# I# g- j厦门越野联盟 你给我站住！ 4 K( ^, R! X" T# o- b
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
5 D, X) J+ i0 {8 p* o 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! xmjeep.com; c. H7 q$ ~. `+ `2 ^; l
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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0 i* J x; F; f" p1 N8 w# t11．American Chinese not enough 厦门越野联盟1 h2 m6 G* Y( @( I" |& a+ L
美中不足 xmjeep.com5 m* S2 o$ m4 T- d& [0 M
; Q0 E1 @: i H, S9 Y4 ~# C1 o# _12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
3 x9 h9 _0 b1 R/ M+ a7 r 车祸现场描述 5 {- a5 q7 a' o; V2 s: K
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13．heart flower angry open 厦门越野联盟' Y( x6 F$ b; ]0 a
心花怒放 厦门越野联盟, P5 Z9 U" Z2 |' N9 T! g2 m
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14．go past no mistake past ( M2 H, m4 x5 U3 O6 _9 L( q/ r
走过路过，不要错过 厦门越野联盟$ r$ L: v/ r2 f+ s* O
% C6 h# B( F1 _6 [15．小明：I am sorry!
! I i& ]- A3 ?xmjeep.com 老外：I am sorry too!
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老外：What are you sorry for? ; z2 n4 m6 v5 ?" a( u' v
小明：I am sorry five! , a) p' G- f m1 h* j8 L6 C$ B
- @8 e N" F7 s16．If you want money,I have no;
4 \/ l+ ]. x) H2 u" B: {2 e5 E if you want life,I have one! + h. z! a: d% j- y
要钱没有，要命一条 & g, J. o( p4 Q1 k1 l; T
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 4 Y0 A0 ^% _" c- F
我叫李老大，今年25。
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) k8 n/ `) c( n" A3 J18．you have two down son。 , N$ ]2 `; L3 e3 Q+ z' ?; j' ^
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
# }- n" w+ q5 I' B/ y$ N 有多远，死多远！！！！ + D. Y5 Y5 k; V' i9 G' C- L
6 ?+ _3 w) L6 s3 F$ S+ s- x厦门越野联盟20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face / d2 l; X: s% N- n$ M# @6 E4 g
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
