笑话一则
一只壁虎在一家证券公司门口迷了路,这时正好有一条大鳄鱼远远地爬了过来,准备要一口吃掉它,
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情急之下,小壁虎上前一把抱住了鳄鱼的腿,大声喊:
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"妈妈!"
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5 I2 B& _ ~4 ^ a8 {"儿啊,炒股被套半个月就瘦成这样了!"