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一只壁虎在一家证券公司门口迷了路,这时正好有一条大鳄鱼远远地爬了过来,准备要一口吃掉它,xmjeep.com& u- L3 |" R' h. n, H) V5 P
2 D& L# m0 O, Y! h+ _2 m情急之下,小壁虎上前一把抱住了鳄鱼的腿,大声喊:
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7 g) |5 l+ K/ J* q鳄鱼一愣,立即老泪纵横:6 {, G4 t% ^- u3 B( d
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"儿啊,炒股被套半个月就瘦成这样了!"