世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 厦门越野联盟) O* s) D* A8 r# S% o
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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0 ~2 J- q3 ]0 j厦门越野联盟4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
' T' P' Q( A: M* n 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ * U! C7 M0 Q. C; J) C" w
! a5 S4 C |7 ^7 l/ Y6 u3 K9 u5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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$ I$ q2 c5 T& x& j, s0 ?6 F6．you me you me ) {' a/ U2 o( _" j! K* G
彼此彼此 厦门越野联盟# ?$ x7 s" [$ j
4 [+ S% i: T% a8 W+ F0 b* F厦门越野联盟7．You Give Me Stop!!
9 @/ b4 f" H' B3 T2 y4 ?厦门越野联盟 你给我站住！
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3 Y* W9 e6 s2 m9 z" ~" Q8．know is know noknow is noknow
( V `0 U: T' uxmjeep.com 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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. v% H i, _5 X6 o8 g& O1 ~5 b9 w厦门越野联盟9．WATCH SISTER
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) y3 Y- o* m, U10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
: E% P" z$ f3 y6 Q0 v! w0 T厦门越野联盟 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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/ |. O* c# K* `* Z* P) t6 |11．American Chinese not enough
* I; s' K Q% i2 L6 O9 T" H 美中不足
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' y d4 I9 j# {) r+ V5 G/ P* l厦门越野联盟12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die xmjeep.com1 }: P5 u& }# D2 {) A& m- Q
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
6 {7 V0 ?# P# U6 w# l 心花怒放 ; l0 I- l. z, Z7 A
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14．go past no mistake past
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& X! `. }& y2 [9 N( E1 O" l15．小明：I am sorry! 厦门越野联盟6 I2 {7 K2 F4 P5 {. K
老外：I am sorry too! ) o7 R7 t& }3 P9 i6 l) ?& n
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老外：What are you sorry for?
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; }' {. n% r! H" f4 J. f16．If you want money,I have no; 厦门越野联盟' S# Y+ X. `: c3 o
if you want life,I have one! 厦门越野联盟2 W( E* a$ E/ a3 [) _& D# D. F" q
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
: P: b/ U8 r' ?( `# s: ? S 我叫李老大，今年25。 * R3 w! f% s" G2 z2 e+ Q3 o
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你有两下子。
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2 K6 E; Y* H9 B* e19．as far as you go to die
; E9 U8 [0 w- R 有多远，死多远！！！！ 厦门越野联盟 I' P. O r* z# l0 V
3 a! E4 R1 o u$ R1 h4 b( o2 B& R3 k( d20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
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