世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
8 {8 h6 u2 W0 a( W 咱俩谁跟谁阿
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% z" h/ u' k* E/ g- L: Z2．how are you ? how old are you?
# `9 T5 r5 u1 z3 v7 Lxmjeep.com 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ) D/ g {' R: K. R4 U! \2 s: h2 q
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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# r% o" T0 B d4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
9 t% D- J# _* o% k' D 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ / Y- g- H7 w9 g/ \$ H p
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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) T N3 L2 ~& I" Z, V# Y! Oxmjeep.com6．you me you me ! Q- |2 t \- y1 N4 b
彼此彼此 / k3 A! x; R7 O5 p0 n _
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
* X- F. X$ z h8 T2 l 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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' y' Q# z: q& T' \/ k/ f, J9．WATCH SISTER xmjeep.com4 T% R1 a- g# h7 K( G
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! d6 n/ w! f9 I' O+ txmjeep.com10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 5 K6 m/ s) U! ?
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ ( ~0 k: E. _; V; T' h) h9 @
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11．American Chinese not enough 2 U6 b0 P4 S2 m3 P {
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 厦门越野联盟, J4 V5 I: n* U
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13．heart flower angry open
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14．go past no mistake past 5 `7 Q4 f/ U, {1 w* h$ S
走过路过，不要错过
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! v" |* v6 c7 R6 R. @) d15．小明：I am sorry!
* y+ S+ H# I+ L/ F& G 老外：I am sorry too! ! G m" g' A( b$ r5 c! n- y
小明：I am sorry three! % w1 k5 m. J0 e! T0 Z8 j7 u: v9 r; _6 J
老外：What are you sorry for?
2 K8 R. m. C2 @! M; sxmjeep.com 小明：I am sorry five!
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: G6 z2 c* Q. n厦门越野联盟16．If you want money,I have no;
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要钱没有，要命一条
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6 j, G- x, Z7 n" w* r17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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0 T" `6 k7 a, n! |: u18．you have two down son。 . Z s3 E6 a. j+ S/ U( f4 G& k
你有两下子。 xmjeep.com6 I$ n8 |7 B% [8 x7 \: Q
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19．as far as you go to die
4 h8 H" g/ a5 l) [+ f% ], F. Nxmjeep.com 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face . {+ m" y1 H% c. f, L- d
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
