世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 7 n4 }' Q9 z& b# Y: l$ J& R2 A5 P
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
, N9 l. k: ^5 W厦门越野联盟 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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: r3 k/ }% B/ U/ P& G厦门越野联盟3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 4 p& B0 D! I% s! @
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 # U9 e$ \+ G, K5 N( s
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
. \2 S; ^) e z1 i4 W5 [7 |1 e 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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有事起奏，无事退朝 xmjeep.com+ H( u; R1 ?' y; u
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6．you me you me
8 i* n' y+ }8 w6 ` F q厦门越野联盟 彼此彼此 xmjeep.com# z% |' F1 s& F, {! t& Z7 D' A: J
V9 E# l- Z- U( b7．You Give Me Stop!! / U3 C( Z# I; L0 j
你给我站住！ & }" U, _) M" O* ^+ I1 p0 g
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8．know is know noknow is noknow 厦门越野联盟1 h. c1 H2 x9 M; s& |# P; _
知之为知之，不知为不知… 2 Z! A6 L# g% J) o$ [
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! . V+ v* w/ _/ G
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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- |' \+ K5 s6 l5 O4 z11．American Chinese not enough
# m. d& R; q# O! a 美中不足 厦门越野联盟- ~5 ]& r5 i0 F% i6 c
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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* R4 |+ U0 B% b* f/ j. Z13．heart flower angry open
7 l8 Q- d# V" q厦门越野联盟 心花怒放 ) ] \2 w/ s4 R I# [, M$ `
/ V& t8 Z7 F& |# }* B: R9 f$ v8 s14．go past no mistake past ; @$ o$ \. ?0 `
走过路过，不要错过 5 r* n6 u7 G0 P& R* M2 }$ q
: [7 O( L0 ~ W9 B) r6 H2 K% `* X% M! u15．小明：I am sorry! xmjeep.com D# c* R/ K1 b: C% g1 D
老外：I am sorry too! 1 K! \3 |, z, R* }& n* X, _
小明：I am sorry three! 9 t8 F* m/ a0 K+ h
老外：What are you sorry for? $ D& W6 H/ f0 p4 h6 i
小明：I am sorry five!
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& G4 v e, [# p9 l% v' i厦门越野联盟16．If you want money,I have no;
# S/ `3 U& g% ^& R if you want life,I have one!
5 u4 h/ n# p% [) r8 t: D( U8 W 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
h8 ]: K! d; L1 X& Q |1 f0 v 我叫李老大，今年25。 0 w" D# j4 X9 R! ^
4 @1 j. N ^" v: [* {18．you have two down son。 v) c9 V0 x0 i2 \) H. q
你有两下子。
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: R' E0 ^, @/ ~- S! D* Gxmjeep.com19．as far as you go to die
+ A8 n9 j1 a/ H7 B/ [' j, Qxmjeep.com 有多远，死多远！！！！ ! [8 s3 V9 J$ F5 Q+ K
2 N7 D. d3 P2 D' Y20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
5 J( f% T& u! f' N& i4 s3 F9 U 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
