世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 9 g5 g. k4 c+ }4 ^( r
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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D; K0 C' G" _/ H2 j/ @" C5 u+ R- wxmjeep.com3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you xmjeep.com7 ?& |- R- J E+ [% ]8 ?, R
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ ' j6 e( N) V; D1 S& p! a" F2 J
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 1 B! W+ ~* B5 A. W( @
$ y. O* V: k5 J' o% o- q; p5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! xmjeep.com* Y! L, \) i# r# X; k# |7 g+ l
有事起奏，无事退朝 xmjeep.com B' Q$ r: h4 \ Y+ m# X6 x* ^) S- x
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6．you me you me
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7．You Give Me Stop!! xmjeep.com% ?% w0 i4 u; _) Z; M
你给我站住！
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. g' o, z& m) M1 M0 N" Vxmjeep.com8．know is know noknow is noknow
# J1 l; q1 h/ S) g) xxmjeep.com 知之为知之，不知为不知… $ z( g$ m A8 l6 q8 h
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9．WATCH SISTER
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3 y% O! Z* |0 H4 H: b7 C10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! & X; }+ s' }% u0 W" ?: f
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ , n; X' {% O) V6 X6 _# U) `
# t! V; s) H, C+ d11．American Chinese not enough
' }+ F& @# w+ H" a6 H9 W4 W 美中不足 ) `' b$ l; h& z6 e8 @
1 D; O. }2 z% T12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open 厦门越野联盟9 R0 O E# @8 r# i5 S* s8 R! h7 e
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past / Q* m6 o7 k+ s
走过路过，不要错过
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0 u( k/ W C' Y1 n9 c) exmjeep.com15．小明：I am sorry! + Y7 D7 y8 X& [6 P, h
老外：I am sorry too! 厦门越野联盟$ O) r" }" t$ y8 d% ?& u0 v
小明：I am sorry three!
/ Z6 N/ R1 w% b% y' r 老外：What are you sorry for?
0 K' r6 l* @/ B" p- K. w 小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; & b; O; Z c+ N5 X" d
if you want life,I have one!
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8 F+ ~; u5 v/ l, p: m4 y17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. xmjeep.com+ V; r2 ]0 j6 u- \, ]" p+ _( a
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
& g7 ~' _ @7 b C; Fxmjeep.com 你有两下子。
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0 o2 ~, N0 T$ d4 h6 N5 L6 }1 s" I19．as far as you go to die ' X* x! y1 ~- j/ y
有多远，死多远！！！！ 9 W0 J* t0 p& }
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
5 g( W9 N& l1 L1 U, J: k5 \" A z 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
