世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
, w! x- {8 o: ~8 {xmjeep.com 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
4 j/ K/ m) t9 |$ @xmjeep.com 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 厦门越野联盟% T5 ]0 l6 `. z
0 e2 b# ]7 ?8 n4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ ( d/ y# r% d0 A+ _: q$ r
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ xmjeep.com, u* ~0 }7 D. b8 H( R8 S% }
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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& {: F. v: M) q( w5 |6 U+ g* |. O6．you me you me
& ]) d" |! S# _2 [+ F+ D% Q 彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
/ u& E6 Z# e2 |9 U 你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
: y* `' l" v! y, R/ G9 u2 }& d' W- Y 知之为知之，不知为不知… $ q6 |+ U( c; m
) y3 m4 R$ d2 v2 `xmjeep.com9．WATCH SISTER 7 T9 A" A/ \, Q- ~$ S4 p1 k
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
8 y; z* ?' h/ o9 l厦门越野联盟 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 厦门越野联盟# O ~: j0 u6 @ U
! |, g9 j- R8 r2 \' u+ J: `4 ?1 }* A1 h11．American Chinese not enough xmjeep.com0 J8 x* `/ y# x9 D8 Q8 }
美中不足
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( v& P& [# r0 R0 V. f* c# C12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 厦门越野联盟% ~$ S) C6 h& F, G
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13．heart flower angry open
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14．go past no mistake past
9 j& X0 {2 m( N( M2 }9 v 走过路过，不要错过 " X+ Y. P# C0 j2 L
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15．小明：I am sorry! 厦门越野联盟7 Z% M5 M0 v# |3 V9 G( z& K, s
老外：I am sorry too! % I# f. A1 @' |+ M) w
小明：I am sorry three!
" Z4 X6 H8 j; e# ?8 `, \5 vxmjeep.com 老外：What are you sorry for? 9 A( {) N6 B+ J9 h: W1 t- x
小明：I am sorry five!
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4 B$ Z1 ` L$ c. Z# w" z: n16．If you want money,I have no;
$ G& o3 L) Y' ~- Z' J( b; m* Z" h if you want life,I have one! / n: E: I5 {! w% y* m" ^7 a
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4 S: t# {2 T6 P& ~: v* Q% Dxmjeep.com17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
1 K) q* R B4 D0 S, F4 _, cxmjeep.com 我叫李老大，今年25。
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0 c+ G+ W# o3 p _18．you have two down son。
9 z j# I& _% A8 ^ ^, Y- u+ q- J" `厦门越野联盟 你有两下子。
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9 W+ Y1 Y" ]+ R" M4 a厦门越野联盟19．as far as you go to die " i8 K8 i- n0 C
有多远，死多远！！！！ 7 m$ m: s5 [: g8 b' w" {- m) K
3 O* g' U" f0 [; X @; A y厦门越野联盟20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
) q( E4 M U, J0 {7 g# H0 v厦门越野联盟 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
