世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ & |: r1 S7 Y# Y5 a: z
咱俩谁跟谁阿 8 G8 S. b! [2 _* F
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2．how are you ? how old are you? ) J8 h4 O7 X6 h8 M3 | p2 ~* N
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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% [# `* i* {' J7 V, U* r' q6 t4 Y, |, Uxmjeep.com3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
# `' k& ` c( t/ A& j9 xxmjeep.com 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 - R( y2 G0 N7 h5 I
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
# g+ e) k1 X( Y9 I 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! , N: r! e* K& I4 x* j
有事起奏，无事退朝 5 g: ^& J$ n3 C8 _/ f
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彼此彼此
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* P; }& N9 D% {" txmjeep.com7．You Give Me Stop!! 厦门越野联盟" O5 c2 {1 u& b, r" {4 y
你给我站住！
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6 N6 Q0 l4 C# p3 ^) e8．know is know noknow is noknow 厦门越野联盟* y- ^4 x: g3 I0 z
知之为知之，不知为不知… 厦门越野联盟3 h- q9 B! X7 r# S z2 d
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9．WATCH SISTER
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# V9 v- {: o6 N$ L( k/ ~" Hxmjeep.com10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
8 H; b7 q+ D. n9 y+ P 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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T% z" G) ~$ L厦门越野联盟11．American Chinese not enough 厦门越野联盟& W4 J8 u, M2 D. f# `
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die # u. ?/ T3 L0 W' n( W$ q* J. ^2 T1 P
车祸现场描述 1 _' E$ b9 h ]+ B
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13．heart flower angry open : u* v: }- H0 W% e
心花怒放 xmjeep.com4 U4 D' S( X3 G
" a" L# _" X8 k3 @' M- m% C14．go past no mistake past % V& s. `; Z9 G8 U& P% P/ J+ \; r
走过路过，不要错过
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/ t( @8 J) U0 L6 C# F x4 ~ B; o9 F' Y9 w15．小明：I am sorry! : t3 V/ W7 l% T( z6 ]
老外：I am sorry too!
8 H2 e/ f# O5 a) w7 R 小明：I am sorry three! * f" p6 O! m- [* w m4 d
老外：What are you sorry for?
$ W% r9 o, O4 K6 _$ ~: b. } 小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; 厦门越野联盟 @8 q; Y" I& i; N$ l7 b6 h
if you want life,I have one! 厦门越野联盟$ v4 {4 `9 n8 x8 D4 }
要钱没有，要命一条 % c- A. E- J2 _1 K/ S
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 厦门越野联盟) c1 z8 M7 s& {3 m2 T9 w
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 : P: V) C( R' J
你有两下子。 / p, _. Y9 [2 j* a+ G
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19．as far as you go to die
) q$ P& M0 p" O; \ 有多远，死多远！！！！ ; A& \# z( q+ u, Y8 ~
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
4 d5 T i% Y9 b/ |/ Z& T- V 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
