世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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: {* t- B3 o0 h6 j( p厦门越野联盟2．how are you ? how old are you?
0 G5 [. ]; B+ b4 j# _) ~9 o 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 厦门越野联盟( w; r/ m8 O9 _) n* {
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 : Y3 x' c* c1 i" _/ Z; q
5 Z& J; Q4 q1 \5 v$ n4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 1 ]2 a. v. @ H
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ + {6 n; o* x! |
& `; ^3 N2 H( _9 W" ?: e7 ~厦门越野联盟5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
) C0 }7 W+ @: O9 C4 Rxmjeep.com 有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
! `$ ~" E1 L+ }* K 你给我站住！
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# @9 v$ m1 W1 O; Yxmjeep.com8．know is know noknow is noknow
% ^) e+ p6 k v: I0 Q& ~% j 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER ; a1 @: [1 C; E2 [# p
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N; v; j+ F9 p s* s- Pxmjeep.com10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
( ^1 e" a' N3 @2 ~7 O- u+ L5 y$ h 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ xmjeep.com! G7 V6 j# @- e/ d, p& i$ [6 S
! Q, z" S+ b: z9 R4 H6 \' [' M厦门越野联盟11．American Chinese not enough
2 q! n) @$ E7 b$ n9 K- Z6 N厦门越野联盟 美中不足 2 U. u' G+ s* _
5 o& p- o$ P- s5 v' ~12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 厦门越野联盟& }; C$ X, f& C/ F9 F
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
N) A3 v, S7 P; N1 J; D' ~ 心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
8 K3 [( q! L5 Q! g- W; y( k/ q 走过路过，不要错过
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( A8 Q5 j1 s) }( s& B. \% B2 G$ ^15．小明：I am sorry! % r4 W- h2 S7 b. i
老外：I am sorry too! " L' R" Q! b7 D2 s# g9 m4 z
小明：I am sorry three! , _0 W9 e2 ?- L" P* E6 Q f
老外：What are you sorry for?
) O" [& b4 x7 z$ U4 U 小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
1 [* C% d* W1 U if you want life,I have one!
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* a4 l( O; z" c9 {$ \4 M厦门越野联盟17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. xmjeep.com; ^0 [ W8 g# Q% _
我叫李老大，今年25。
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$ U8 I+ }2 d' P1 c& Z# B4 v' ~1 J18．you have two down son。
) o9 x' p, l- L1 a( @3 L厦门越野联盟 你有两下子。 厦门越野联盟 S( b5 Z7 {, Y1 b6 G
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19．as far as you go to die
. B0 {$ f; i: Z v7 u/ f# U, w 有多远，死多远！！！！
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! M+ w+ j8 V2 c1 n( A) k) o20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face " L4 B! M0 b h0 p5 t2 S
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
