世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 2 h; ~: \8 F5 u: c2 G+ e, j7 I
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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7 _9 ] Q8 j. S0 Q/ m, z, T; [厦门越野联盟2．how are you ? how old are you?
, q+ ]$ b4 T2 ]9 o, z0 b厦门越野联盟 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ xmjeep.com% i }% v; y$ e1 y* v4 v" ^
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ! A8 ~2 _0 o6 R' B
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 xmjeep.com4 h) d+ a* n: p; q
0 o4 b) B5 D5 `( f+ D9 }4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
# B% P: r6 G% A) H# y 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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! C- {6 { I7 u# z* Y' F. T6．you me you me
, O/ m7 d7 D7 V5 P8 B- b7 J2 N 彼此彼此
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* l7 r; X" y" L0 J* ~* R7．You Give Me Stop!!
6 W, Y7 b8 T: _/ {9 ^xmjeep.com 你给我站住！ # R8 y6 B) x: e. O) `3 z
$ e/ @" b; h: [& n: t8．know is know noknow is noknow
* B3 X/ F: |8 H2 \ 知之为知之，不知为不知… 厦门越野联盟& `; u+ D1 ~5 Z* @! ^& Q; e
6 ]/ Y/ o0 F' `3 c, k5 I7 h: A7 D5 E9．WATCH SISTER 0 F% Z7 x/ ]0 u
表妹 % r- o; ]8 @) k Z9 u8 A+ p& M( F
2 k2 |$ u% v5 Pxmjeep.com10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
8 [2 H3 V) Y' ^ n" e% F D. [: q' M厦门越野联盟 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 0 f% W7 R5 D" @% i
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11．American Chinese not enough
* F0 J" D6 r- S: m 美中不足
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0 Q: f3 o) G, j: b7 u厦门越野联盟12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
5 V9 A- F) g! [ X2 f 车祸现场描述
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3 V+ X1 m) q) v( ]! z1 W13．heart flower angry open
) j1 ?0 F2 D6 n0 Z n, O4 L) X6 p1 [' k9 p 心花怒放 : E0 }5 N0 \% f, Q& A/ C
2 [/ ~& ?& u3 I( s% r, c: T. T! h厦门越野联盟14．go past no mistake past
4 ]' x4 B, [2 K b5 n3 l2 w6 x 走过路过，不要错过 xmjeep.com& M; Y- D; q& B! N
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15．小明：I am sorry! + H5 Q3 H4 o! B8 f
老外：I am sorry too!
2 v) x% Y$ a9 `* J# `% E+ \ 小明：I am sorry three! 厦门越野联盟- Z- j \2 l# k# m; m, D9 z
老外：What are you sorry for? ! {1 c+ ]& p5 r: Q0 ^
小明：I am sorry five! 2 ~' ]' B* C6 T9 W {8 R
1 A( _, J. q3 Z8 w厦门越野联盟16．If you want money,I have no;
3 @$ k1 c( a% D' b/ c8 ^( K2 ]' V; T if you want life,I have one!
2 ~3 m9 n* U- `: yxmjeep.com 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. xmjeep.com- z$ v" l _0 B
我叫李老大，今年25。 7 N6 l4 t+ k2 |0 r/ [
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18．you have two down son。
8 y$ l) r1 l% s1 h: B& s" f9 Z 你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die 2 ^# Z( s; B2 N+ T
有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
* U; ]0 d4 b! Y1 M3 R 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
