世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ ( c& N, L" q- [+ @
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you? xmjeep.com' L0 u; A- l; Z: m, M) o* n
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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2 {7 u! Y9 P- \8 Z# lxmjeep.com3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
5 q7 z$ _0 s% F, ~ g! Y. kxmjeep.com 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! + s" M7 C4 z0 u B4 c& X" n( G
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6 c/ h1 W7 @7 \4 j- ]+ ]6．you me you me
) o& ~- a6 o% E1 D4 F' ~ 彼此彼此
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G3 y& l9 W/ a! F0 V f7．You Give Me Stop!! ) K2 K a. f0 {7 \. w( X; x
你给我站住！
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$ s7 q" v, G9 ~% }, o8．know is know noknow is noknow
3 {: G; x' c6 Q$ M6 h厦门越野联盟 知之为知之，不知为不知… 3 @5 U3 ^# ?+ N" s0 g
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! % f8 ? l5 P4 W* C
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 1 \4 | |" t* g! [; v% @
U8 x8 }4 c' N. }11．American Chinese not enough 4 J; Q/ f0 F+ t- ^9 S4 j
美中不足 . _) S( T9 f% T: h& [6 T" Q; I
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 厦门越野联盟3 ^1 o0 n8 e$ e' P' V9 \2 {
车祸现场描述
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$ y U6 K% {7 a& H6 O13．heart flower angry open
+ E2 H: I* j x 心花怒放 xmjeep.com6 }( X2 S0 {4 u {
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14．go past no mistake past
9 w2 p7 m$ a& F8 ~9 j0 @ 走过路过，不要错过 : E" J4 ]8 b' X/ r: R
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15．小明：I am sorry! xmjeep.com; r' {- i+ T5 b% y1 o a! O0 I/ w
老外：I am sorry too! 1 A! v. \! l: B
小明：I am sorry three! 厦门越野联盟6 X# _ v' n$ p" N- O6 F: E8 T
老外：What are you sorry for? , {( ^& J% R' R
小明：I am sorry five! # C& Z* o2 o% l
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16．If you want money,I have no;
# s, E# D) g4 G; v2 S6 T9 _6 G if you want life,I have one!
* A; \8 ~* u* l/ E' N 要钱没有，要命一条
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6 I1 F: i% W$ x5 D0 y( u厦门越野联盟17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
7 Y$ x2 ?1 V5 `) v/ O 我叫李老大，今年25。 * u' j' u" S: f: o! @2 o6 f3 i( r
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18．you have two down son。
( S* [( }: r6 E: g厦门越野联盟 你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face ) ]$ z* o5 b, i- D- Q% Y
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
