世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 8 f8 I' |) [9 ~$ D0 b( t- E$ p
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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" |% o' H- ^& T* A C% x2．how are you ? how old are you?
7 x0 \7 h P; S+ M; j0 Z: [厦门越野联盟 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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! L$ p, t) u/ t' p2 h# Kxmjeep.com3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you xmjeep.com/ J6 j* T; u' _, Q: s# F" q
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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) x% g' ?( w/ X' [1 K6 r6 Exmjeep.com4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ * W: ]8 ]& q5 Q. S1 V1 S0 [
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ xmjeep.com9 i0 @: f! T* F2 b# p7 W7 N& S6 r
2 h* h, ]* I, A" Q5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟/ o" A0 T% |8 O; @% l$ |
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
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7．You Give Me Stop!! 8 B6 L% o# a1 d+ k) o$ h9 [
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow ' e) m8 K- a ?' S" T4 ]: r6 U% Z
知之为知之，不知为不知… " M# x/ k* |2 u' w# n z
' d/ b8 ]! d. N6 m5 e" z. Y: O) r7 J$ G9．WATCH SISTER
& [- o% k0 t! v' X 表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
' U5 `7 s9 I" y# q* C- D1 ? 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ xmjeep.com6 l/ V' W1 P8 k3 ]
7 \4 \0 x2 I3 q- y6 r3 {厦门越野联盟11．American Chinese not enough xmjeep.com I- M' y# w$ d, t& f v- c
美中不足 + o: t/ J, {" y4 n5 s
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open
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) c' N3 N: A+ S- k, H" f$ ?( B14．go past no mistake past
: z# t$ k8 J9 V$ w9 s+ U 走过路过，不要错过 ) H; X6 d1 A3 b+ ]
( S; g9 m2 v0 I15．小明：I am sorry! : e) B; s* t6 P4 W7 s
老外：I am sorry too!
& c. r8 Z- `/ s/ T3 d: y- ^0 K 小明：I am sorry three! 厦门越野联盟3 C- q9 p" D! B4 {& Y( M
老外：What are you sorry for? 厦门越野联盟5 Q8 a* D `2 M
小明：I am sorry five!
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4 w) r8 j1 u, F5 k7 I. {16．If you want money,I have no; 厦门越野联盟$ l1 o i. h1 O/ k
if you want life,I have one!
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( ]6 U# R9 d4 |: u1 x17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 厦门越野联盟% k8 f; `4 {( e# o
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 厦门越野联盟7 [1 s/ n: X! g( ~9 ?' s5 e
你有两下子。 1 z7 u0 A5 Z7 m! b; E4 K
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19．as far as you go to die ' d: c9 L' P7 j3 g: H3 {5 l
有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
! h" w P8 r* |# ]" b' s( L( w 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
