世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ & c) P" G$ G3 e) K# @4 w
咱俩谁跟谁阿 厦门越野联盟0 Z( ~. V# h4 [( d' H
. p6 l6 d4 w/ T9 i3 u! o5 g% Lxmjeep.com2．how are you ? how old are you? 9 ~+ ]. p& x0 I" @$ x8 z
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 厦门越野联盟, b6 h; N- i' F* L4 Z2 K, s
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 ! z# _$ A( y1 k
4 d3 m. K0 y4 Jxmjeep.com4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
, @/ w8 S! ]7 q- ^, N6 a 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
9 I4 ^2 `) ^- A N9 X厦门越野联盟 有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
% M: N0 f( }4 s5 Z; R 彼此彼此 $ J# v, o. f+ Y+ e
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
! {# s5 u g0 R% s: K 你给我站住！ ( h3 j+ X3 t' F; y$ U
8 }6 ^/ ^$ ?* S4 I d9 {8．know is know noknow is noknow ) B0 k/ v( T# A" [# t8 Z
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER & Z6 L) V, {" X
表妹 - r* n: e6 J. q
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! + S1 g( R0 l& u; o2 J' ^, Q4 g
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
5 K. Z! W4 S2 A1 _ 美中不足 8 r& ~& S3 C- E' _9 s" w
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# b/ D; ~1 c+ ]. L( r! _# g13．heart flower angry open 厦门越野联盟" ?* u- D/ U% ~* u- }( v
心花怒放 xmjeep.com, W- }& a( n, T% _3 G; x
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14．go past no mistake past
8 L$ w5 j) n M8 q 走过路过，不要错过 xmjeep.com5 [1 ~ l- m b8 N& p3 Y0 N' x" T
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15．小明：I am sorry! xmjeep.com* z, q% b- [) Q0 B$ c5 Q7 `& v, Y: A
老外：I am sorry too!
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老外：What are you sorry for?
7 I( R" i( m6 F, r$ T# g7 T* D厦门越野联盟 小明：I am sorry five!
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0 i4 V4 C, ?4 K3 h: E& ?16．If you want money,I have no;
7 d) l: y! T( K# D# _厦门越野联盟 if you want life,I have one! 7 m; f( x/ u/ u$ _
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. xmjeep.com/ Y: h8 p6 o, U
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 厦门越野联盟5 M9 \- E! D" E# F1 n8 r* }0 q
你有两下子。 4 s- E0 A+ f$ b3 s+ r+ R: z
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19．as far as you go to die $ k9 N0 ?% H: D" \; C& E
有多远，死多远！！！！
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. m" C. p# A1 R; H; I( l, z$ c厦门越野联盟20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
' t) v7 L$ K/ g$ P# }xmjeep.com 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
