世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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% g' Q: I; q. `2．how are you ? how old are you? - T2 u& \4 e; w
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ , G- ^1 i2 R' n* p& b. P* R
# ~+ ]" b# E1 Q$ C. L3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ) U/ ~9 _6 Q* i+ ` W8 t- y# l+ {
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 - r4 E$ e, G# y
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
( [* A" |8 W: m) r 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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; ?( q1 s8 g7 z6 E5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟" Y% w- I* ^% _: P
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
7 l* {1 n) U6 [. J( i2 h 彼此彼此 ; T: _/ u1 K4 {8 `4 L4 s: d0 {
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
- U# G. C4 F& x2 T" B9 Jxmjeep.com 你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
5 p7 o0 P$ I. }3 \5 Uxmjeep.com 知之为知之，不知为不知… 2 b- z. c9 K( f2 Y; F# U; k
( f% h& ^: A6 {' s9．WATCH SISTER
# ^3 t z0 f0 T! D8 l 表妹
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3 E0 {& I' J, P0 w: D9 F10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 2 x) B" _1 k4 I0 H2 j; l
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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3 |8 s; l( `5 O8 Oxmjeep.com 美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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. V3 ^/ X) @/ v% ?" X$ Y4 f13．heart flower angry open 6 d5 n% K% v, o4 c$ t; ?
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past ' |9 |+ Y: m% `, b k9 t7 |# \
走过路过，不要错过 " E: T! _) u3 J& e* R) F
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15．小明：I am sorry! xmjeep.com. L5 a% b# k# I$ v6 V
老外：I am sorry too!
# J! N2 p& c2 j0 ~0 Gxmjeep.com 小明：I am sorry three!
$ Z4 g0 h/ x& ?$ I, h( r6 p+ F 老外：What are you sorry for? 厦门越野联盟; R2 J/ m: v) i: {7 J; e8 \1 }
小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; xmjeep.com+ {9 [ T$ i+ |; O7 x1 U9 f
if you want life,I have one! 8 f6 M: d0 y% a: t) f2 L2 I: E/ K' V
要钱没有，要命一条 厦门越野联盟1 m5 h0 i c b4 b$ q6 a
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
' ?! p9 \9 A) Y) v5 axmjeep.com 我叫李老大，今年25。
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* z, ]; }5 `! {( f: N厦门越野联盟18．you have two down son。 厦门越野联盟& ?7 ]2 y4 M& ~
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die + }% ? N2 y# H# t7 g5 q4 D
有多远，死多远！！！！ ! q+ s. g2 J, P# G" C
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face ; L" r5 ? Z6 V
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
