世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ xmjeep.com( Y" M) n' U- s3 o9 U: A% P
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2 c7 |# x# u" q, p
! N" b* d1 k2 E N2 f9 k- ?2．how are you ? how old are you? xmjeep.com! O) k; ~% D8 c/ \* N
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ xmjeep.com- A. y. E* H; Q1 @ y8 X+ G8 ]
( R0 o1 [0 D2 K U" |' [- t8 U3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
$ w9 \: z( ^1 d4 s0 x; Pxmjeep.com 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
. @4 M' D- J+ c6 N4 `7 y) v7 `
$ v1 Q* v7 D" H9 G6 o4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
( q; N* b& U' v5 s 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ $ ~6 R/ u& {/ i1 O- [
& i# u ]) T0 E
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
+ z5 X; Y! M$ L. o4 j 有事起奏，无事退朝 , g% E& b# n- j& \( I0 `* ~
1 N Q7 C: v. |0 e8 b
6．you me you me 厦门越野联盟4 X0 e" q1 D& r) _1 m/ W
彼此彼此 3 [/ M, _7 Q( O* ~% u1 W& `# E% }
I; t: ~: M/ [xmjeep.com7．You Give Me Stop!!
$ Z0 X' D0 T9 j2 c- Ixmjeep.com 你给我站住！
- I: q! w% {3 u3 C( D8 ^! J厦门越野联盟xmjeep.com$ c4 A6 j5 X7 v- c3 ?
8．know is know noknow is noknow
, Y# C2 {5 A7 L/ T* H' x 知之为知之，不知为不知…
& Z2 t/ E4 o$ q' l5 T1 G# ~& Z* X& w* N* T5 \
9．WATCH SISTER 4 m N& w9 B( u8 p
表妹
+ G0 H# h9 x3 F0 p# t1 Z$ C4 W# p5 a) b6 D1 M
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 厦门越野联盟5 Z; ?- y( z8 e# U4 c u
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 1 ]& }: u7 V5 e( `( k
- X7 E0 j! N- w3 O厦门越野联盟11．American Chinese not enough
8 i: ?2 u4 b3 j: _1 l i1 N 美中不足
& Q+ Q. r. G. Y( | h. A厦门越野联盟. p- c: u7 I. p* q" ?: U$ F( I
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 厦门越野联盟0 y# u. d8 Z; h4 ~$ u7 r
车祸现场描述 xmjeep.com% k! C( T% ~2 ?5 W( o& L
xmjeep.com. C: |# x4 l1 ^
13．heart flower angry open * v8 Y, a; D: d6 }2 ]' M
心花怒放 " ~% [- _" |9 |% Q' [/ s4 t
" |9 C r/ m2 I5 l7 _. @4 {8 _: g) ]
14．go past no mistake past ( c* }: q$ F' I9 e
走过路过，不要错过
& |2 c7 E8 N3 a9 H# T9 Q
+ [# ~+ f; l, z5 F9 U+ \15．小明：I am sorry!
/ u. Z9 S2 f$ h; _ 老外：I am sorry too! % e1 v$ X" X6 f7 d$ o5 W: G
小明：I am sorry three! ( M7 }# f3 U* Q% l9 ]: M {3 P
老外：What are you sorry for? xmjeep.com$ {" [) g! R" ^9 Q
小明：I am sorry five!
8 ]8 e+ ~8 c C# Nxmjeep.com
7 V4 x1 V' E! J3 Z0 e9 v! w16．If you want money,I have no; 1 o7 U+ Y% ^+ W3 }: M9 I
if you want life,I have one!
$ C0 |# |1 {& Q* |6 D% ~ 要钱没有，要命一条 - i$ N. D* u. d
+ Q: Y2 T; G, L- M厦门越野联盟17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. xmjeep.com9 ^/ O) g; d! w# }: C6 Z) s
我叫李老大，今年25。
+ t8 B6 n" {1 w5 F& d" \, q5 T/ d
, i/ V" U& I/ ?# q/ x+ J1 D, V. e5 {18．you have two down son。 xmjeep.com0 v: C% K2 ?2 I0 J
你有两下子。
; L. f Z0 l4 C, P Y, y* W- R+ p$ l7 ?# W/ f( X8 I9 x5 _8 R
19．as far as you go to die * p+ ^! a: w$ X- ^1 U3 H
有多远，死多远！！！！ + d4 [" n5 h4 J
. b$ @# B' l- b' W5 _* ~0 mxmjeep.com20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
; n* V/ D4 e1 k6 Qxmjeep.com 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
