世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ $ q4 j: F) c( Z! q( Y, y& U$ F
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
0 f( j# N* M9 V& \ 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 厦门越野联盟5 i X$ z# e% v
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 $ ^& h% M; q) P7 s. I1 E! x/ A
7 T+ J# c/ i0 L' V- u9 h$ V8 K4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ xmjeep.com2 m, `9 ]! P. u' d2 A& X. B
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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, z. }) ]) @6 v3 w5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 5 o7 @5 x {4 `6 y6 t; v
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
# ^, k& f% ^# K. \, C4 c 彼此彼此
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, {2 w' |9 F; T3 p1 k; y7．You Give Me Stop!!
/ ~, O1 D0 a1 z) V 你给我站住！ / t. s# W x) C
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8．know is know noknow is noknow / I; M n, j! O9 O. E9 ?
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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表妹
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+ p( n/ C. E5 C" I10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! # K8 Q; V' [/ L9 e4 W2 \# l
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ " [# u2 G4 Y% J
4 \& U1 s3 }" D9 q& jxmjeep.com11．American Chinese not enough
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# Z Y7 y+ V: D12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die xmjeep.com2 ~) v( K/ Z% b. {
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
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14．go past no mistake past
, z _1 w& C3 i8 i 走过路过，不要错过 0 L7 s; ~) e+ \/ V1 K @( {
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15．小明：I am sorry! * z4 y& V% ]; V7 {0 b2 s
老外：I am sorry too!
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. d# w6 X# [7 @! \ 老外：What are you sorry for? xmjeep.com. B1 T. w9 d# }. E1 S2 h
小明：I am sorry five!
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- o8 E# `5 }0 { E6 Y2 T2 m16．If you want money,I have no; xmjeep.com/ }/ L6 {$ c! x9 ^" m! R2 K$ @
if you want life,I have one! - a( H* ]- V8 H7 E' D9 X0 Q
要钱没有，要命一条 厦门越野联盟5 k4 M" ^4 F" \& }$ a) o) w- |8 S
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
4 {; k/ H0 b+ j" a: J7 g 我叫李老大，今年25。
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9 {$ P) t! ~2 z6 ?9 |18．you have two down son。
( I" ]8 U; W/ T9 X 你有两下子。
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6 f( s7 `9 ^# q- y, T$ Exmjeep.com19．as far as you go to die " V/ m$ N1 T% p
有多远，死多远！！！！ 厦门越野联盟% k: }& p ~. c. F0 n* s1 ?
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
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