世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ . b# y8 a1 U, d b3 s
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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$ s+ y. h) u! _; _; y" {2．how are you ? how old are you?
2 L4 \3 f! k+ p: U 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ ) j% H! r+ _( h+ u
) n/ |0 e( U$ Q+ C$ o3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 厦门越野联盟( b0 @' Y z" A7 k5 s
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 , _6 V. O) h0 G! A P. `
5 c4 _9 @0 d3 P厦门越野联盟4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 6 B( n5 ^3 D! E
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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" w3 _# ~' |9 L4 P& I% ?2 O: r5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
" r4 r: Y) N; L 有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
. r& U2 W. x. s: F( Y 彼此彼此
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# Q7 s; U) V Q$ C* i9 e# t+ K7．You Give Me Stop!!
+ e5 @/ L: `$ _ 你给我站住！
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4 d1 i1 _1 u& j) W) U1 c6 j8．know is know noknow is noknow xmjeep.com, \6 }% X. l& |5 D# [# k! ?! e! L
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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. v' p2 u+ i U ^9 J+ J6 S$ [" K9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! + J0 p( v% o: D0 h5 R2 d/ W: }" d* ]
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ % s+ I f7 w* g2 |+ h3 z+ V
/ s3 N r1 I' i厦门越野联盟11．American Chinese not enough 厦门越野联盟% n H- d0 G6 A
美中不足 : y0 P' F( Z8 L& f
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die # B: H& }4 \) f
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% p( ?3 D$ H$ d" Z1 B% D5 |13．heart flower angry open
2 Z: s9 ^5 u2 r4 C9 y 心花怒放 K- Y; i2 ^" s# d# ^6 a
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14．go past no mistake past , Y; G1 W/ f, G( V& w
走过路过，不要错过
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+ e6 Q% Y* c% @4 T: f# f, `1 p$ t15．小明：I am sorry!
9 z3 B2 g( E% p9 ^ 老外：I am sorry too! xmjeep.com3 I; |; e9 y& {# v3 I
小明：I am sorry three! xmjeep.com$ Q5 r, k( t: P6 W) [
老外：What are you sorry for? 厦门越野联盟! }9 ~. q/ Z8 g
小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
+ S. s g) u$ ~& vxmjeep.com if you want life,I have one! # z) F5 [8 q: P3 {' I+ c! y! g
要钱没有，要命一条 1 K4 S3 j7 L) g* x$ |# P+ S" P
. R$ a! x3 M9 H, y2 J( Z- Z17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 厦门越野联盟- b: {/ Z- n& ]1 Q9 Z! y l7 d$ }
我叫李老大，今年25。 xmjeep.com9 q! B- _" ?0 q; H/ ?
q! M* \ A" ~0 \; g) l1 E. S# H18．you have two down son。
j' z& `0 {* Q7 c4 c( |8 @' }7 s, s* G3 p 你有两下子。 + A$ v8 n+ s; G$ P! L: K
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19．as far as you go to die
- X5 ?8 h' Y4 Z0 q 有多远，死多远！！！！
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- i: G! Q8 n* N9 k6 G- Exmjeep.com20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face / q5 Y3 W1 |% j/ B e" V% J
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
