世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 2 p" o; U: ]$ j# E& @# `( s
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% x% {3 K$ p; s. @2．how are you ? how old are you?
0 J5 R& R. W+ G 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3 i7 u9 U7 Q: S0 Y! E厦门越野联盟3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you xmjeep.com9 h9 k; q3 H) r7 }# a
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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3 l9 b% r4 J0 R5 f I+ C厦门越野联盟4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ % S( ]. S7 A8 W
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 厦门越野联盟/ P! x: W% N/ L% N8 L6 R
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
1 O7 ?7 J. M4 O- J3 L8 G1 ^ 有事起奏，无事退朝 . x9 e' b2 S% ]! G8 e. b( m& }
, f) D9 q$ R* U% M0 b1 {6．you me you me 6 A9 }6 k f: A/ ]/ Z
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! xmjeep.com. I5 F" K4 n; U( R& X
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
Z9 l/ r+ d- O7 f" J厦门越野联盟 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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. L3 e* P F' x" e9．WATCH SISTER 厦门越野联盟3 `6 L7 g! T- ?6 k; i
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& o, X3 C- {- ]9 a- e10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! # e/ g* {5 T _; f* }
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
7 G4 v) H. |+ T- V! j( Zxmjeep.com 美中不足 xmjeep.com/ x) e, G. x6 s Q. R& j2 n: Q: o
% h+ ~! f' {' c$ Z5 a12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
) w. Z1 _6 B* Q' W: i4 v u 车祸现场描述 6 f$ \. W5 `' Q* `0 q
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13．heart flower angry open - y9 n; c6 o: }0 ?1 [; A, D. k. f
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
8 D7 ~# j6 v, E. ^厦门越野联盟 走过路过，不要错过 厦门越野联盟2 W5 o% E! M: k) H; ]
- I |# ]& @1 q: m15．小明：I am sorry!
" ^, L$ X6 L/ S, ~厦门越野联盟 老外：I am sorry too!
% K& E( `) {( Y& t5 ~0 |1 m4 W 小明：I am sorry three! . ?% @0 z8 g5 S+ Q* Z2 ~/ _# T
老外：What are you sorry for?
- G0 q% U& X, i+ `: J 小明：I am sorry five! 厦门越野联盟. \8 g2 f; q: B3 ]5 m- E
' E4 h! n0 b, Z* w16．If you want money,I have no;
$ e1 e: h5 w6 w! V' |xmjeep.com if you want life,I have one! % |3 I0 ~- R, ?) {5 A R; C
要钱没有，要命一条 6 N& m+ q+ Z( R& a5 t* }$ h
; ?; Y2 V. `7 }6 o17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 厦门越野联盟4 I1 G: t. \7 [
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
# ?- W/ P% s" K' [. c: I 你有两下子。 8 R( h: n. p, X$ z* K& ]' P
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19．as far as you go to die 2 o+ x6 p+ h! C8 r- [; ?3 z7 m
有多远，死多远！！！！
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- o9 b7 K/ }. H3 x7 l/ f$ {8 K20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face . z& |& r7 I3 X% { O V/ {( y& Y
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
