世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ : J8 L" h$ z- f5 g% \' B* r; f
咱俩谁跟谁阿 5 ?! ?6 i! m4 Q% m- I5 b% L" s
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
1 {+ d) F9 ]# C/ j( v [5 Y. F 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 7 q9 q$ e+ }# D2 g, ^# I
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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; [- i+ @7 C) U' E6 `厦门越野联盟4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 厦门越野联盟- [$ ]. A- N8 b3 G: u- B* r
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 厦门越野联盟2 w* u" U- z" H. d1 o( l
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟; N4 t8 w# M! K x% j% S0 U _2 X# r
有事起奏，无事退朝 / J# }7 {9 g/ |
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6．you me you me xmjeep.com& A' N/ m/ i2 u7 Z
彼此彼此 xmjeep.com0 u. _: a1 P! |9 X% M
" O" T+ e; ~: o, ^4 b& ]" E, J- x厦门越野联盟7．You Give Me Stop!!
! q" @, i; \ D9 p' G# J4 I9 V 你给我站住！ - q6 b$ X- {% @+ h+ @/ L. d
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8．know is know noknow is noknow xmjeep.com( a- n: v' x5 u. o6 o9 Q' A2 h) U
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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4 N1 J% ^, L0 a7 u. R9．WATCH SISTER
( d- o. Y _; @) D& t 表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
3 x b4 _. L2 i3 a6 l! k 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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9 Y h% f# Q2 K5 z# h/ J: l7 d11．American Chinese not enough 5 g# e, ^! ]/ n* ^
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die / e% e( J! q4 l) ^# _. f
车祸现场描述 # v7 A2 X& d6 p
# t2 t8 T; s; W# T( L3 T& \13．heart flower angry open
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8 p; R5 Q( H! f, z14．go past no mistake past
, d1 q, t* g2 d7 n, D* @ 走过路过，不要错过 $ ^/ H+ U# O9 B5 X/ S3 U2 D7 o) J
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15．小明：I am sorry!
, x+ e4 w: b. z 老外：I am sorry too!
# ^% g i! a0 e5 c/ P 小明：I am sorry three! / G& V- Y: R. B6 q. ~* N3 a$ U
老外：What are you sorry for?
& i6 }" \% x4 P) b) g$ b" Q 小明：I am sorry five!
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- E2 S; x0 F5 j* |16．If you want money,I have no; $ t5 n: Z9 w( b9 C2 h+ D
if you want life,I have one! 厦门越野联盟# f ^8 f R' T% f
要钱没有，要命一条 厦门越野联盟1 G# N$ i3 d# \# e
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 厦门越野联盟) ~9 _ @# h; r" e+ }0 Z' I
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
# f# B. @ R5 k5 z 你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
1 Y' T) u/ k/ e* i 有多远，死多远！！！！ 9 @; W6 d* j0 e' n9 w* j! ?+ K" N
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 厦门越野联盟: y- e6 ~6 _7 x4 i
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
