世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 厦门越野联盟4 d3 \6 H. N5 w9 E
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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/ s. d+ E% ?% P( Q$ Q1 h( |3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you ; Q0 e4 F. w* r7 a( u5 [# x) m
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 厦门越野联盟7 z0 a+ @( `. r* X. m. L( v& I
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟5 `' _ c- L, K; Q! W" Q R! S- D
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me 1 N& s% |' }7 l& I4 p
彼此彼此 p" l) k! p0 C' ^, E( c
$ [# w# N! L/ ~% s3 a) n7．You Give Me Stop!! xmjeep.com. j+ S! A2 M; t; Y7 O- p+ A
你给我站住！ 9 @+ _( D, N, a5 H1 H& y
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
8 Y2 C" c$ L% o 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! + m& x: w! H1 `0 M1 w
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough ( b( e1 G: a4 n1 y$ J. n
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open
! w/ a$ y5 ~! N6 r 心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
' ^& r# m4 _; p 走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry! 6 A' _* i0 F4 b8 {& \
老外：I am sorry too! - N& g B6 C, z w2 c
小明：I am sorry three! 8 A- t' l" ? N. |- M" x9 X
老外：What are you sorry for? : @4 d7 b9 D% k
小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; ( ?, d9 Q' ^0 z0 w) [9 T# X
if you want life,I have one! 6 T8 W& M, J. {/ F" G
要钱没有，要命一条 , F8 e, B ?. I+ E: r
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我叫李老大，今年25。
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3 W$ |/ z: h, k2 O& w# l4 ?18．you have two down son。 7 B: y, S+ Y2 h7 T6 s
你有两下子。
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) d# q5 r V& u' Y; t19．as far as you go to die
- @3 ]' s, r$ X, m 有多远，死多远！！！！ xmjeep.com' @+ _5 f: G4 y
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face . U$ ]) ^' E( v5 K* |
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
