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刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
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前台小姐:“hello.” 你好
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美国人:“hi.” 你好
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前台小姐:“you have what thing?” 你有什么事？
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( ^( t# ]8 b" C3 [xmjeep.com美国人:“can you speak english?” 你会说英语吗？- C) s6 I: a' a2 E* _- B) E
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前台小姐:“if inot speak english,i am speaking what?” 如果我不是在说英语，我是在说啥？" ?7 n" C3 e) a
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. s1 ~, E( x6 H: e( R% l, o) o前台小姐:“you yourself look .all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!” xmjeep.com- L1 k0 e1 J, d
你自己看，所有人都在玩，没人有时间，你要等你等，你不等你走。
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美国人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?” 我的天呀！这里有人会说英语吗？
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6 v8 y" z+ s& ~# ^$ X4 ] B7 I8 y前台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet alittle,you on earth have what thing?” 喊什么喊，安静一点，你到底有什么事？2 y; p7 R9 w+ a+ [1 K( h1 F
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前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!” 领导不在，你明天来。2 O& h3 B% P" P4 [, C
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美国人吐血。。。
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