看完笑得流泪!
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^8 Q" l6 r- M: y: Nxmjeep.com刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:& M; i. H; C* ~
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8 j) Y4 u( _/ `% D- @xmjeep.com前台小姐:“hello.” 你好
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美国人:“hi.” 你好
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+ b/ `# g h. F9 D( yxmjeep.com前台小姐:“you have what thing?” 你有什么事?' q' Z) L8 E: D9 N* I6 D
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~- \. H6 h l7 k- F5 ?4 Q o美国人:“can you speak english?” 你会说英语吗?
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. F5 Y% v) D+ d7 T1 k9 N厦门越野联盟前台小姐:“if inot speak english,i am speaking what?” 如果我不是在说英语,我是在说啥?
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3 }9 v% U9 a1 m0 E% r美国人:“can anybody else speak english?” 有其他人会说英语吗?
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& e% L2 ]' D( N前台小姐:“you yourself look .all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!” 5 s# R7 [3 k. u! q* l4 l [$ c
你自己看,所有人都在玩,没人有时间,你要等你等,你不等你走。
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; ]) P# R6 }1 Q, i$ I美国人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?” 我的天呀!这里有人会说英语吗?) T$ j p5 y, B. I+ S
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/ i* s( K5 y4 |" {/ o7 w; U前台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet alittle,you on earth have what thing?” 喊什么喊,安静一点,你到底有什么事?, |; y4 p+ u; w5 `! z: n1 g
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美国人:“i want to speak to your head.” 我想和你的领导说话。& V; M" Y7 f0 I" ~
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前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!” 领导不在,你明天来。
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