昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:xmjeep.com/ \6 |, ]9 u. e0 A
前台小姐:“Hello.”
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老外:“Hi.”xmjeep.com8 f* f3 g* k3 T9 F5 @+ @
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前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
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前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”% q; P# t; {- h4 C/ |# b
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老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”厦门越野联盟7 h4 {1 e4 z5 e( s, n
$ P) w; m& |( U 前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”3 @% ]) o$ Y( h% V
# Q9 u. ^1 D0 k" P8 H+ ?" v 老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
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1 G' Q. h8 V: @/ t 前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”$ H& ]( g9 b$ G* ^
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老外:“I want to speak to your head.”厦门越野联盟4 D" L' S+ }( }/ y
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前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
还是翻一下吧,那前台小姐用了土特产英语哦。
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3 f- w# Z0 A- q* Z( G2 z5 t厦门越野联盟昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
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老外:“你好.”厦门越野联盟) m! O, L7 B, O' C6 L% O
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前台小姐:“你有什么事?”xmjeep.com3 D$ u+ b6 a& q9 `8 g5 Y
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老外:“你能说英语吗?”
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前台小姐:“如果我不是说的英语,我说的是什么?”
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老外:“有别人会说英语吗?”
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前台小姐:“你自己看看. 所有人都在玩呢, 没人有时间, 你能等, 你等, 你不能等, 你走!”xmjeep.com6 k: O+ v5 i1 T( v
7 s* ?" G, n0 Y) ~* v厦门越野联盟 老外:“大家好. 这有人会说英语吗?”厦门越野联盟4 Q& N; T% s3 }
, A& U) U, j, i$ d e 前台小姐:“嚷什么嚷, 小点儿声, 你上这有什么事?”
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老外:“我想和你们头谈谈.”
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, {/ Y3 J4 E8 Y& f% a厦门越野联盟 前台小姐:“头不在.你明天来吧 !”