一串让你笑得生活不能自理的英语
(外拍:学生和老外撞了一下。)9 T Z- L" I" C' o
学生:I am sorry!
# n% D6 ^$ b) y( f, g' K$ @* ~, V+ Zxmjeep.com 老外:I am sorry too!
, W( h+ k0 z3 f2 n5 x* exmjeep.com 学生:I am sorry three!
3 B4 q7 y+ J6 b! Z* ~' }xmjeep.com 老外:What are you sorry for?
5 o; y! e+ X3 |8 Y5 f% b* L 学生:I am sorry five! xmjeep.com1 \2 k ?9 A7 g
& v8 Y$ i' V d: }% x有个老外到唐山去旅游,住在当地一户农家里,早上起来,看见院子里有只猫,就逗猫玩,这时候这户人家的老太太出来了,就说:鼓捣猫呢?老外还以为是问早上好,于是就回了一句“Good morning!”到了晚上,老太太又看见这老外/ {' A- @) i0 b. h8 ^2 s( I* W
又在洗衣服,就说:鼓捣衣服呢?老外赶紧又回答一句“Good evening!” 心里真佩服,中国人厉害,连老太太英语都说的这么好!深夜,老外泡了一杯牛奶,准备喝完睡觉,又被老太太看见了,问老外:鼓捣奶呢?老外一听,连“Good night!”都会说,彻底晕菜。 xmjeep.com! w' `' ]6 e/ ?# E, u, e" D8 ]; P
一个人去纽约后想去自由女神游览,但不知道怎么走,于是找个一个老外问: 1 _3 R& @! y( W6 i7 A/ ~* u4 U
"Where is the free woman?" 6 c: z9 t! A2 n% m- f
老外一个惊的下巴差点没掉下来,说: ( _/ @) x2 p6 d0 o
"Sorry , I don't know, if you know , please tell me ."