世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
6 Z& Y7 F/ `/ q/ ?& _xmjeep.com 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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1 i) j9 f! }2 |, \3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
( }8 a) b5 e& P! f; \$ m" M 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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0 n: |- m( D* B# L% Y5 q4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
" s2 J9 [* ]. t$ A 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
7 o& |8 n+ _: y 有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
/ s+ W. c4 ?$ r 彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
8 L' d# I& ^& F3 b+ g) @- ^9 ] 你给我站住！
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- Q: B/ J' o' a7 G: j; exmjeep.com8．know is know noknow is noknow
$ r6 s4 m R2 Y- D9 k厦门越野联盟 知之为知之，不知为不知… xmjeep.com. R. o* n( e" Y2 U5 N0 }: h
$ M" Q6 V, R$ p9．WATCH SISTER * W# t7 O+ j- ~/ \# X
表妹 xmjeep.com7 m( a/ c ]5 K$ |8 w& s
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
9 {( j- Y! ^* s1 ~3 t& L! j+ }0 n) g3 K厦门越野联盟 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ . z" N2 g7 @$ [. U$ o% e" r
8 n% A( L4 }2 g4 R11．American Chinese not enough
: x6 ~; r% |7 W: B2 b- } 美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 8 ]& d9 N8 b5 E- ~" I
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13．heart flower angry open
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14．go past no mistake past
) L. }5 f v. c* T. C& F 走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry! 7 y1 `" N2 n- S& L) ? ]# T
老外：I am sorry too!
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老外：What are you sorry for? 5 _/ i0 H5 t0 L. b! g9 E
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2 x- H# _% Q% u& n: p8 B+ Q: H16．If you want money,I have no; xmjeep.com3 U& V" h/ L* W8 s; S' f. F- v+ m
if you want life,I have one!
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; T. O, g1 B6 x d7 y6 K' b17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
' E8 x( P2 p; w6 [6 M P 我叫李老大，今年25。
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y9 n, ^0 p. W6 Q( z厦门越野联盟18．you have two down son。
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19．as far as you go to die
& o! V. K! q6 R0 m1 M 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
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