世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
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怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 9 O. n- ?, ~/ T) q/ O$ c
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ / p3 ~, x7 x7 I* \ `( ^; H
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1 p0 k. f$ C% e: d6．you me you me xmjeep.com! D1 n, Q, P9 v: {3 \6 |+ Q
彼此彼此
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( w/ p7 D# K+ G8 dxmjeep.com7．You Give Me Stop!!
" x" a3 B! K2 k* F4 H' x$ L 你给我站住！ 厦门越野联盟! V5 s; Q" h7 O; Y
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
% W6 h# [7 o. V 知之为知之，不知为不知… * G, v# s# f3 }5 i* R* U3 D
O; x4 C% x7 N" v6 e9 l9．WATCH SISTER
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美中不足 4 p& X. j- \! `) I D5 d, j
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) g: ?: Z, U& [- H3 e13．heart flower angry open 厦门越野联盟& U9 C6 \% Y# I- [
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+ Q( s$ p/ a! v7 ^4 s14．go past no mistake past
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老外：What are you sorry for?
5 U' s( X- W0 \: }; x 小明：I am sorry five!
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2 W' M' ~. } Q0 e( b& ^16．If you want money,I have no; * \3 m0 B4 N- f# c/ s
if you want life,I have one!
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我叫李老大，今年25。
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/ [- ]' A! R# B! _" G厦门越野联盟18．you have two down son。 ; A% e( p, H( d, e6 U
你有两下子。
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