世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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8 \) }# D* O& u/ @7 X2 N3 r2．how are you ? how old are you?
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2 J, a) |: z' C+ g5 E厦门越野联盟3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 厦门越野联盟4 V6 \/ L9 g/ ~
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 0 g- {/ C: C7 X! @1 J
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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/ `9 o; q% M9 z' a" V6．you me you me ! L n& `" L% c- f. |
彼此彼此 xmjeep.com& O/ F/ X2 f; ~6 P8 x
) D1 N/ V. f8 J! n! ]: n: D厦门越野联盟7．You Give Me Stop!! ! R3 j" J* s. a5 l6 ~* {, j
你给我站住！ $ d# Q0 O- f' B* D
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8．know is know noknow is noknow 3 M5 q9 Y; Z7 H" z
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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! y; y# y% w+ r' K6 O Uxmjeep.com10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 7 g8 t% k: E4 K% u0 S
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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9 s) k3 v6 D! \' w6 F2 \11．American Chinese not enough 4 E6 i2 @0 y: w1 W- J3 n1 x# [3 R
美中不足 : u. d3 W$ e) r4 Y# W; `# h
, m& X0 B" d$ Q% G" @( J: o4 y. E12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 4 L% Z$ p2 r8 d/ P
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13．heart flower angry open
* r( e5 L2 U1 wxmjeep.com 心花怒放
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. h; H1 h! v$ \) [( x* X" E4 k8 Z14．go past no mistake past
, z9 Y+ F. E/ H$ D, cxmjeep.com 走过路过，不要错过 $ |" W% G p0 u$ j2 F
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15．小明：I am sorry!
- s2 s9 p" K/ H 老外：I am sorry too!
! X% l8 d& M2 ^# c5 P 小明：I am sorry three!
t e! i: b0 q/ t$ N7 Z 老外：What are you sorry for?
1 v& }6 C1 E- T$ [$ ?$ e4 S 小明：I am sorry five! 厦门越野联盟% Y5 L+ S" X+ o: ^
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16．If you want money,I have no; Y- W; J9 ~+ o( b4 u8 u" ]. A% k
if you want life,I have one! 5 e; T% o6 V9 y0 t
要钱没有，要命一条 / J- c3 @ T5 d. Z7 o2 e
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
9 N" i/ N5 K2 {3 ` 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。
8 i1 @$ ~- B# y8 I+ f 你有两下子。
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4 x* z6 `; `+ y3 R, _3 k19．as far as you go to die
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: K& l7 K) |* b. x3 S" V3 X' i Z1 N20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
6 u% ~! B8 j5 M8 B 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
