世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ , s) T" l; K3 d7 h2 y; z
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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; r' _) @, X* s8 @1 A% i2．how are you ? how old are you?
+ ^( i2 m3 J/ ^" A" J# z 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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( d0 l2 a+ K& X G2 w, Bxmjeep.com3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you % k2 e. d7 F2 ^+ Y" R- V" c# k
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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) [# l& P( n4 K8 P/ y0 f$ I厦门越野联盟4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
5 Q) j* I9 c& H 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
( m, F d: R/ @5 a1 p0 D9 X 有事起奏，无事退朝 厦门越野联盟* T) U" P: _% g I. \& `
5 ~. V! x% j5 d/ K# ]6．you me you me xmjeep.com R8 ?" ?, w8 N8 S/ \5 W' Z
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! + u+ l2 z. O3 H' n9 M6 y
你给我站住！
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4 H; ~+ b7 j N- U9 o8．know is know noknow is noknow
$ d% T3 c7 N; F: c% S 知之为知之，不知为不知… ; Z! |0 _' _" Z& C6 S# B
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9．WATCH SISTER 厦门越野联盟( W0 i9 e8 J( b7 J- r- @
表妹
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4 a/ |$ i9 A: m; q! a& Dxmjeep.com10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! , h6 F$ ^7 i7 K7 W I7 V$ e5 @
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ xmjeep.com5 A& p9 }/ |5 j3 I9 Y2 g: [
5 }/ \: @( s2 ~11．American Chinese not enough 厦门越野联盟+ M l- p4 z+ I9 I5 a9 W
美中不足
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1 a% X0 {. a z1 gxmjeep.com12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 9 s6 _3 H( M" h4 O
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
3 R H: a2 D1 _% l/ j 心花怒放 $ f+ E3 ]! J* ]8 m! E
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14．go past no mistake past ) W5 G" z9 @( D
走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
5 x( F6 D4 R1 n; B2 F0 V 老外：I am sorry too!
* J$ o: J# l" `; o, M# I 小明：I am sorry three!
% b C+ G% {$ k$ B+ A9 gxmjeep.com 老外：What are you sorry for?
, O/ X- A2 I0 X% Y; u 小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
5 f* b: r' P+ {. Y$ y/ d: q+ V if you want life,I have one!
2 y$ K R% Q, t! ?) bxmjeep.com 要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
& G2 V4 I7 U8 J: \! ~ 我叫李老大，今年25。
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$ f* M- w/ {! [- D18．you have two down son。 : z: o) H+ G9 W( u8 e
你有两下子。 0 t! j6 r1 h( u& f2 Y
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19．as far as you go to die
M0 D0 v3 g0 }- b+ S 有多远，死多远！！！！ 7 N- ?. }6 H5 W
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 0 i/ r; v8 G5 ^
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
