世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ ) j R" W0 {* _9 w- \* S
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" c, \+ [4 d5 yxmjeep.com2．how are you ? how old are you? xmjeep.com5 S5 ?% V+ d: i$ t# H# ?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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; M5 |* Y9 o4 p hxmjeep.com3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
5 {1 J. l- O9 Y c" F3 o D 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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( n* j9 B' R" f" S1 i( L" s5 @4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
( m- t2 f- r7 D( o2 i; N' O3 e 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ xmjeep.com l/ Z, q0 D0 V. \ f" Y. S
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! ( ~" Z' X$ A4 q6 |6 b
有事起奏，无事退朝
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% l+ ~+ z8 F1 N, N, i3 w6．you me you me
5 U( T6 r( W6 |! Q 彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! 7 a8 u$ Q( y' f& q" W4 ]9 `9 D; U: j
你给我站住！ ; C& H# S( j0 K
) D3 X! }$ |5 M" V; ~% L0 y8．know is know noknow is noknow
1 w1 c8 }9 p! Lxmjeep.com 知之为知之，不知为不知… 厦门越野联盟2 |3 x, z) W& N- w
7 g' r1 l( X9 ]2 ^* h* x/ A厦门越野联盟9．WATCH SISTER * y8 t. \1 t) c/ E
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 5 p, J# k& E, d+ K/ {5 F
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 2 F( i; m n4 K
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11．American Chinese not enough 3 \6 p( s0 e' x9 R' p- u; `. E# D
美中不足 * f, u# @/ l& b3 N- S3 J, s! z
$ h7 ]* ]7 N7 t! G: U厦门越野联盟12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die ; a/ U. F0 B% c3 }" `
车祸现场描述
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% P! _% t5 R! B* S6 C$ X* `) J; n13．heart flower angry open 厦门越野联盟* @( a b6 x" T- D* n8 @2 m
心花怒放 xmjeep.com' b: D9 ~! X% |7 Q0 s% d, G
5 _5 \/ z& _, s8 C5 V2 g0 F厦门越野联盟14．go past no mistake past
( ~ L" f$ ?1 v0 L8 q7 t9 g9 w. V 走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
7 h% {6 j% X' e2 n6 Y: x, B 老外：I am sorry too! xmjeep.com! }0 a4 V2 E- A) C
小明：I am sorry three! xmjeep.com: P1 E7 e7 D- W" P7 C6 i& M! {
老外：What are you sorry for?
8 N1 n" L$ C3 q 小明：I am sorry five! xmjeep.com$ v: I8 m' C9 `" n9 y# \# S
: n4 h. ]8 ]* s( M厦门越野联盟16．If you want money,I have no;
7 j/ x6 F0 j3 g5 Z) K$ ] if you want life,I have one! 厦门越野联盟5 F5 `: j2 w6 ^: i$ M
要钱没有，要命一条
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( w1 d* u, ^" @9 Zxmjeep.com17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
) k. p$ F- \% O' ]5 v% p& hxmjeep.com 我叫李老大，今年25。 0 ?" S1 @, P9 w. B# H0 E1 X
4 u# U! w) b w' Lxmjeep.com18．you have two down son。 - ?2 @+ v) M5 [
你有两下子。 ) o5 t* Y5 s5 j7 r" S+ [% {
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19．as far as you go to die 厦门越野联盟% ~5 q: W( g$ M6 d" S5 e7 _4 ]
有多远，死多远！！！！
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! e7 S( G" z w6 b2 h0 ^ e9 z" S& `20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 3 G1 s; I5 C# d2 _
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
