世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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# q; P) e" F3 \" C2．how are you ? how old are you? ! @8 S, { s0 Y' \% x: _0 Q' v( Y
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 厦门越野联盟5 y% L0 O# m k7 p( ^
& @, n$ X* \! F厦门越野联盟3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you xmjeep.com4 I8 R0 x' s+ s0 ^; P( ]) E
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 t% M* }' k8 z/ i
; X* s, x2 M& y, Q! m6 qxmjeep.com4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ ' _. R3 U0 M9 [7 C- v% i
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ; ]7 g* c' W; ]- X* E5 u
1 k0 V2 I. N* d5 e5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
& s$ h& j- P+ W" b/ i厦门越野联盟 有事起奏，无事退朝 1 X! E& K( @. t( j4 G
+ S0 S4 P+ ~5 P, D. @; _! [6．you me you me xmjeep.com% b$ |" q/ ]2 F" J6 J8 O
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5 n7 I- C8 z0 M3 P6 h7．You Give Me Stop!!
, [% [8 N. o9 [/ ]0 h; V 你给我站住！ & V7 c9 e4 {. p& G3 ]7 y
. \0 G1 H/ L. u3 X% o8．know is know noknow is noknow
3 s0 U- e8 x* V 知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER k9 B0 P# x7 |+ `
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
( L. `% M/ M* l8 m p 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ ) m6 X5 w# r2 H0 B/ v, Q( v, W
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11．American Chinese not enough
& Q5 W1 l9 t; Y) P% |1 n 美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
4 s$ H/ K$ J M2 m7 q+ E: ^0 o7 c 车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open ' Z' h2 d% A1 S4 d: ~0 s
心花怒放 T" q" {3 t! O7 I: l9 h5 ?
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14．go past no mistake past
$ L' W7 r) g% K0 }- m% q 走过路过，不要错过 ; Q! J* t* R+ i6 ~% M9 M, Z
9 l; c- T( _; {; u15．小明：I am sorry!
% Z7 s- a g# o% q2 B: E) y8 O# K# s/ C 老外：I am sorry too!
& M% c3 d( Y) k" @1 @厦门越野联盟 小明：I am sorry three! xmjeep.com" T) `$ Z6 {* M! W+ p J' y
老外：What are you sorry for? xmjeep.com1 n3 Z+ N4 E0 N+ d0 v
小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no; + P% Q4 }: q- o. W/ |( j, D m
if you want life,I have one! ! B* {# A7 o6 ^) @- C; C5 ]/ L( V
要钱没有，要命一条 6 l9 {, ^! n4 E; B" m
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 厦门越野联盟4 Y. z4 q& f7 N: O5 r7 J
我叫李老大，今年25。
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5 U7 `& a0 d* c P! M* {8 ?18．you have two down son。
0 |- O! q1 l+ w' y 你有两下子。 xmjeep.com+ ^4 O3 A' W0 T' W8 V
9 `" ~1 z2 X" B& d. k6 E1 d19．as far as you go to die
/ W6 j; b- X9 a5 _ 有多远，死多远！！！！
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4 ?0 X: j F5 n20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face xmjeep.com! [" q& |: F6 N5 b
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
