世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ 厦门越野联盟3 e ~" r; ~' X
咱俩谁跟谁阿 xmjeep.com7 |& M! C+ \# g1 v1 h2 A j; E6 P
6 n0 b, b- \/ Q, D' B7 U2．how are you ? how old are you? & a7 O# ~( X) E, E5 u" G
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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! H9 C; e) w; O4 ixmjeep.com3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 厦门越野联盟& }$ X* y# U9 Y2 b2 N
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 6 o/ i o- P3 y* K& k8 `- x
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
* I3 }# X4 I8 x( n! a9 U 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ) q0 m) w' G' y+ X+ d* ]
- I) u1 `, b2 `( e5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 厦门越野联盟9 P% d0 }5 [' C6 R8 p7 D& L5 V
有事起奏，无事退朝
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# H; I7 E5 x5 ~; C2 oxmjeep.com6．you me you me
: ?1 {* @& l- { 彼此彼此
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! e, R/ g+ A X" ~7．You Give Me Stop!! / U( g1 |% l" m0 y: P+ R; M& q
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow + J3 n+ k8 G3 Z% e8 i Q3 Z* Y1 N
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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2 h+ }% L5 U) N* h% g h9．WATCH SISTER ! O" W" R3 k& w! V- V
表妹 ' H4 A5 y8 x- U; f( m
! v6 V6 R9 B9 \0 d' L Kxmjeep.com10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
0 q+ h) ]' B7 i6 M1 T: { 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ ; R7 u9 ]& T3 }
: _# Q3 s6 p) B ~3 W11．American Chinese not enough
4 ^9 ?. t7 R$ s" ~ 美中不足
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- `0 l8 p' }# `. N3 pxmjeep.com12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
* ~; D, ~4 l6 [4 s: o 车祸现场描述 厦门越野联盟# z; a5 H; q2 ~ N, S
) D$ y7 _) z- u% j8 M13．heart flower angry open % G8 U; M. _6 O/ H* R. O
心花怒放
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( F" v& t5 g! I: O0 k2 lxmjeep.com14．go past no mistake past xmjeep.com4 a7 J3 o- c/ M# U& ^
走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
' g! _5 `3 D% F6 e 老外：I am sorry too!
) B1 m/ \6 ]* W% T) [) lxmjeep.com 小明：I am sorry three!
# ?3 s8 m- e8 C; K3 Y" O 老外：What are you sorry for?
9 @: H+ H; r9 K# p% s6 W! W 小明：I am sorry five!
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. k" h2 ~2 N3 X, u$ n16．If you want money,I have no; 厦门越野联盟+ V" D6 x) f7 o( {2 R9 u; V
if you want life,I have one! 厦门越野联盟7 O; ?( g7 E4 |$ x& D0 @& {- G7 k
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
1 c6 i) }- z4 J* C# a* E 我叫李老大，今年25。 . S2 f3 \+ Z& ^6 C Z
5 r' V c- i; L9 ~18．you have two down son。 ! @2 D1 a+ K+ [. j/ K/ t0 e
你有两下子。 3 A; G0 q. B, G
; h% m5 b7 N+ ]" e& i19．as far as you go to die 2 L6 \' h f% L" r" k
有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face " i8 l9 }- ]! O2 L, ]
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
