世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
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- Z1 J5 G1 A$ C Y# d+ }7 {3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
" W$ @$ T8 f! ^4 T. h) O8 N3 G4 h 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 * K% q G7 U4 e6 A& g2 C
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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* }. @# Z1 V# N- R厦门越野联盟6．you me you me : Z+ \3 r% g. B
彼此彼此 厦门越野联盟( x6 C! x6 Q' V% _
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
w9 z& t: J- Q9 j' T v. p( ` 你给我站住！
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$ E# r6 i4 T( w" F) q2 I8．know is know noknow is noknow
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( K! F0 j, N* i% o! f" w% S9．WATCH SISTER
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( c5 W# ~( @! Q8 P# a10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 厦门越野联盟% A. Q/ ]$ z0 K8 W* j- i% x% d
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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5 k2 A0 R+ W0 W, R1 _11．American Chinese not enough 厦门越野联盟# ^$ c8 Q) P8 v) o4 z1 z
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die n' D$ W W" B+ C* g, @
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
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14．go past no mistake past
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15．小明：I am sorry!
6 V- s6 P. ^4 O; y7 q, W+ G 老外：I am sorry too!
4 F- D) l% h, X7 e$ z% @ 小明：I am sorry three!
% K- b6 _- u& e: sxmjeep.com 老外：What are you sorry for?
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16．If you want money,I have no;
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要钱没有，要命一条
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( e6 b3 C- s' E17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 5 t1 S* u2 M1 f! v
我叫李老大，今年25。 4 Q' Q0 q$ m& I y
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18．you have two down son。
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19．as far as you go to die
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0 |4 {+ Z9 v. X1 q: J; A厦门越野联盟20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
( ` M2 B- V6 ^; p9 M/ L) f5 i厦门越野联盟 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
