世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？ ) f: C4 y8 n; [
咱俩谁跟谁阿 xmjeep.com2 B/ T& X( K* g5 G" \
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2．how are you ? how old are you? - h7 D9 a1 v: B2 `
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 2 o: h0 I: u/ I# R
) l2 Q9 K4 Y7 D1 j3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
6 a. T9 `# v; w- e 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
9 v/ o" l7 e3 T7 P$ J6 P9 k厦门越野联盟 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
1 U1 O1 A, A8 J0 K 有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me ! J/ s# t7 G2 x; C {
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
: |4 ?+ n6 Q, x8 z 你给我站住！ 厦门越野联盟/ h- j @* J7 L$ Z+ @1 u
$ ?* T. t0 A; X. ^8．know is know noknow is noknow
5 u9 B$ U- }4 `( t# `! c1 G 知之为知之，不知为不知… " B* m; [! \! ~3 c0 H
& M4 C1 w5 {- A% p7 o8 e2 R9 r9．WATCH SISTER xmjeep.com( y6 Z) H9 l* H; O( T7 w
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! ( f% O9 ^4 w4 G0 h, V
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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1 P8 T9 d8 ]$ W* }: m% }0 i, s11．American Chinese not enough + a6 U: v( q7 r6 Z n, ]
美中不足 # N! i. R# w( o7 Q+ p
' X; L1 t0 y8 G5 g12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
" i N# c9 W& ?xmjeep.com 车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
4 \3 w( ~- |" A8 E9 R 心花怒放
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2 S( i6 \( ]/ C* S" r7 w: I14．go past no mistake past 厦门越野联盟/ s7 H& W+ V( A R. D% ^5 @ D
走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry! ( p! E' v9 m9 s/ e {
老外：I am sorry too!
9 b4 \3 {: ^( {9 P0 L! x 小明：I am sorry three!
9 u* W, s7 F; oxmjeep.com 老外：What are you sorry for?
" @* k5 Z& T' a2 Z 小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
2 F; D2 z' E5 X8 ^$ o8 c" v! y: y3 ` if you want life,I have one!
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. , g+ t3 r1 H3 R {
我叫李老大，今年25。
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# c4 X$ m. x, w18．you have two down son。
3 u Z# C! c" oxmjeep.com 你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
3 S5 c3 h+ W7 h9 T" u' Q/ a" s 有多远，死多远！！！！ xmjeep.com$ B: l1 `) n8 i3 Q, B9 m0 ]7 T% F( ^
9 @. e- w& m+ O N; Y( P1 l' p9 ^20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face ) n. @ u _; c
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
