世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you? xmjeep.com5 ]) t# x ]6 b" [' m& C
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 9 X* V. I& X4 {- M7 D. W3 G
2 J- }+ ^. h$ N4 b+ ]3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
, D& e* D8 r H 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 % U0 Q+ k( P) h2 c: e+ D" ^. D
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
" A! s4 h3 d9 Y* v& V厦门越野联盟 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ' o+ m: H' R6 C7 b
; R. A v2 s0 F3 c6 p: J9 B5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
* b/ q/ R n3 x3 t 有事起奏，无事退朝
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3 e; n+ u! G- d; _* g厦门越野联盟6．you me you me $ b4 s! w4 p/ c5 \$ k! |! b1 q
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! ( x- _# U, w% g; |$ Z( p
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow $ ~& z! Y6 Q% I, b" D
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
& t2 F# O, `8 } 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 厦门越野联盟( k0 {# C8 f- ~) r5 `
6 M( ]8 d% f& `11．American Chinese not enough
6 o, X* f2 {0 _3 t! j, r! j 美中不足 8 t4 b4 N8 o% ]. Y2 I9 @
! `; X: I: L( ~12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 4 ]/ v9 |4 f, {/ H# p" H5 @
车祸现场描述 2 ]' i- P7 `4 ^6 R
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13．heart flower angry open " m: n) E8 J: P2 D8 \$ ~- d! H9 G
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8 Q! r! i' h4 Z+ F8 I& k! d9 G14．go past no mistake past
+ [$ ~3 L6 d! T: g* i3 i6 O 走过路过，不要错过
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9 v" ^5 F" T" o7 O4 c! a15．小明：I am sorry! - D' T. h( ~5 a N
老外：I am sorry too! 1 T$ O" l+ [/ w: i
小明：I am sorry three!
E% H/ a# [" m5 \, V/ W 老外：What are you sorry for?
/ P* o5 R8 T/ X+ h 小明：I am sorry five! 8 |4 i6 Z) R6 p* F T
7 `& l: c" W! t, r; d$ N16．If you want money,I have no;
' z8 |$ n/ C/ |0 r3 T厦门越野联盟 if you want life,I have one!
. y8 q6 f7 D, o/ @6 L厦门越野联盟 要钱没有，要命一条
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# e. L- s. B7 v17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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: r# G; `" O. `, i8 ^6 U& f! U2 F18．you have two down son。
' Q$ Z9 B- ?; I3 kxmjeep.com 你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
8 b3 v( E" N0 r8 v3 v3 m# p1 I 有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face xmjeep.com. h1 ]' h+ ^8 L8 p
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
