世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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5 X! L/ [( D. g; q3 Q6 n. ^3 e+ r2．how are you ? how old are you? " |. Q# N9 A" r# O; J
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
5 j: a4 u& G7 Y6 |9 W 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 xmjeep.com% [* I" Z1 f9 T2 E* F" ~: P/ G
1 \( @0 L2 R; Z+ J$ @3 V& Xxmjeep.com4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 厦门越野联盟. L7 v# v6 y, w- v
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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6 ^% z$ i: M y5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
/ U, |& m( M7 s+ f厦门越野联盟 有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
# u+ r4 P! O: u) A1 ] 彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
2 g1 X7 h) Z! w. g5 x# k 你给我站住！ 厦门越野联盟+ c) h/ }. w9 K; ]. L
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8．know is know noknow is noknow + O: [ k1 `1 t2 b& d
知之为知之，不知为不知… / b! e3 y/ Y: Y& X3 j: q
3 u O; {3 Z3 O' S9．WATCH SISTER k; H1 V2 Q* t# n8 h5 e e: a& }) o
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$ `, ? m" L+ e5 a o3 ~10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! " W% ^2 P( `8 k1 B
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ xmjeep.com& N) i" E) y4 E; R2 e
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11．American Chinese not enough
# I+ B i4 B) ^ C0 q, I& n" B 美中不足 9 J; f+ j! M2 g1 n. D+ V
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13．heart flower angry open
: {# l" T" \; R 心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
7 v1 g6 o8 `% t- Y7 Y! _ 走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
9 U8 m1 x- B6 G9 @0 d% i2 c 老外：I am sorry too!
2 M4 U7 n7 C7 t) D" E/ t/ l 小明：I am sorry three!
! {4 w# D9 a. C. p0 I0 }9 N. a 老外：What are you sorry for?
g7 h9 I2 o6 U" L$ m- Y* a: Y2 C& U 小明：I am sorry five! 厦门越野联盟- Z5 H. n, I: \) @8 e0 U4 M
- i; k: N2 U$ S8 l) [7 \! @/ _16．If you want money,I have no;
3 h( H6 B2 \9 l- m% r if you want life,I have one!
/ {2 r% B+ Q" w 要钱没有，要命一条
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4 `/ O; D5 J5 H. [9 A17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. xmjeep.com& c- |4 K% S( |- A
我叫李老大，今年25。
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5 D( ^/ Q4 w3 Q: x18．you have two down son。 : C7 ~9 K$ d1 P8 z! |# X1 a
你有两下子。 % t# v* ]/ j1 y. S% {! H) k+ U
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19．as far as you go to die * v2 |9 {$ {9 U* [& M) \
有多远，死多远！！！！
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20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
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