世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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2．how are you ? how old are you? " Y; G0 y& j+ {: i$ [7 H. Q# l
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 厦门越野联盟! |& ]: h! X Q
5 o* G! y: B( e! \6 X3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 0 R0 [" K5 E" \" o% q- f5 K
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
" a: C$ f2 }3 F* g$ m 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ( P$ v" r8 t4 U; Y1 Z5 i
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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: c# a4 h9 ^' Z, }4 `xmjeep.com6．you me you me 厦门越野联盟/ \+ ]( C3 S0 v
彼此彼此
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3 J8 z! Y+ m7 H) o7．You Give Me Stop!! - d+ V% a' J" r. ?. e/ ?& W7 F
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow 4 l- y0 |5 X! ~& `- d
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER ! R- g) ]0 N1 Q
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
& j9 @5 _: Y' D( u; `7 O3 jxmjeep.com 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ ( {- g9 ^6 s8 a; ?, x$ V
: m6 q( m, Q# j11．American Chinese not enough * u/ v4 c$ N9 D: x$ x% t. ]6 z
美中不足 & P0 A* ~+ [! @/ o7 S
5 x' f5 k z- K12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 5 y; n1 [2 [. p$ I2 @' c( @
车祸现场描述 xmjeep.com( [; O. ^2 w( r: g3 @
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13．heart flower angry open xmjeep.com G5 F4 J! m, k" k1 @
心花怒放 , g' W) ?7 G/ s: C
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14．go past no mistake past
- d6 W$ C( }& v* axmjeep.com 走过路过，不要错过 . h0 L$ o3 N' c* S6 G
2 t: J$ p5 {2 H9 w& h/ r6 `6 ^8 G! A. C15．小明：I am sorry!
2 _! {: B9 N* F0 B6 Y9 \& L4 N7 r! q 老外：I am sorry too! . f3 v/ R4 p% u- F2 ?+ R
小明：I am sorry three!
* U$ Q! P2 c; i+ \% p 老外：What are you sorry for?
% [3 h0 \7 y+ j: u 小明：I am sorry five!
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: x6 R) g3 t' V16．If you want money,I have no; 厦门越野联盟; }4 ?! ]! G5 Q# _. [: Z
if you want life,I have one!
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& }7 M5 ~6 P$ }3 I8 A7 b" a17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
& Y. ~# p& m0 Z! A+ p 我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son。 $ L! t0 U2 n2 w& S) a, z& }
你有两下子。 厦门越野联盟5 \7 t: g) S3 ? s: q0 K9 R+ J
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19．as far as you go to die
6 }# `3 c% K. k6 q* k p i, i 有多远，死多远！！！！
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9 g$ K. x0 _3 G0 Z20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
) L* z0 k$ [: }' H: \ 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
