世上最强中国式英语--笑死我了，超级搞笑
1．we two who and who？
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) X) a9 G4 {) X' V# I2．how are you ? how old are you? 1 m1 n. C% M: N0 i
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ + E! r' b, r6 I! t7 ?- d6 y/ n* n+ ]3 P
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
7 Q+ ^: ^- K5 B) |% v7 q, Z 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 # P7 ]7 \3 i! M4 K
8 X4 _7 u5 z8 C8 K; B8 N3 v4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 1 n# C! d* a4 U8 q
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! + | Y' R/ M9 B; A% I5 z: z
有事起奏，无事退朝
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" j p6 _* U% n: ~" @厦门越野联盟6．you me you me
! x8 T; h) i! K- h E5 W" k9 B" G- y 彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!! xmjeep.com+ c( C- P: T/ l& p$ Q
你给我站住！ Z3 c# T. @% ^+ \1 P" u4 q: a
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8．know is know noknow is noknow xmjeep.com1 J# l; y3 ^+ \. g0 ]+ C9 b
知之为知之，不知为不知… - M# l6 b) ^( O! z0 j! \
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 厦门越野联盟: Q) b4 _* s" f8 |/ J6 A: @
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ xmjeep.com! }6 r3 g) [7 E% Y
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11．American Chinese not enough
9 v( v) ?& |& Z" S: q8 G 美中不足 1 p4 w, M8 |* V( v( f
- T1 z5 u- ^* s7 j! F12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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$ G6 W, f/ h3 z13．heart flower angry open
0 D6 v. k, }& r! {* \ 心花怒放 厦门越野联盟2 b- V' [$ y" ?
0 L! y) j$ [( j4 }14．go past no mistake past
/ T# n* m% ^! N7 d 走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry! ( i# }1 V! d+ w6 n+ W, z
老外：I am sorry too! ) }; f6 i0 P; _! e6 ?1 r% V* R
小明：I am sorry three!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
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要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
- J: l @* ?- M/ U* p1 qxmjeep.com 我叫李老大，今年25。 ' T' q; E$ n J( @' c' }2 u1 C
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18．you have two down son。 * l: X9 W6 s2 I! U2 i% T, _/ E* Y
你有两下子。
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有多远，死多远！！！！ 6 i/ G, I, g, b: b2 w6 ?+ x$ g7 a
$ ^4 X( Q- A: I/ f8 d20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
# E0 ~$ d+ w5 C/ F, W. Z9 B6 h 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
