昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:xmjeep.com& r- l6 W+ T) j% e
前台小姐:“Hello.”
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7 M2 W6 [/ d* v& _厦门越野联盟 老外:“Hi.”
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前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
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老外:“Can you speak english?”5 F- x1 S* @. q9 T+ C
+ B/ K2 k/ R; i3 M. p 前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”4 a( j9 \* I- N/ j4 x( x
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老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”xmjeep.com f; k9 _, s- V/ y9 ]8 t
2 h7 X _ c) c! m. f& H' N9 `) zxmjeep.com 前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
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老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”0 A/ \; r0 y8 F7 `1 X/ n
4 d! E" t1 h; txmjeep.com 前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”0 t. I$ }$ _ C
$ d& v3 {4 d/ n 老外:“I want to speak to your head.”厦门越野联盟' _( K( D# f4 S y
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前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
还是翻一下吧,那前台小姐用了土特产英语哦。
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昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
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& C9 l* z6 n" U; h& G' h8 O* h 老外:“你好.”厦门越野联盟: S5 r* `9 Y5 O G7 g
4 M' _5 T7 k; d$ x- d" t9 z厦门越野联盟 前台小姐:“你有什么事?”xmjeep.com. O3 f: ^3 {- h2 M: C
3 _7 ]1 x) K9 V 老外:“你能说英语吗?”
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* V$ d" ^. w* n+ H6 {xmjeep.com 前台小姐:“如果我不是说的英语,我说的是什么?”
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老外:“有别人会说英语吗?”
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前台小姐:“你自己看看. 所有人都在玩呢, 没人有时间, 你能等, 你等, 你不能等, 你走!”厦门越野联盟% W6 G* X; v1 x! n: e! w
* e0 J$ ^6 k4 t, G8 A9 D 老外:“大家好. 这有人会说英语吗?”
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& s' y0 N8 n2 }; d, F! ? 前台小姐:“嚷什么嚷, 小点儿声, 你上这有什么事?”" e+ t6 ^" |( Q5 U
/ m9 I! l6 M) I( y# f0 X! w2 h 老外:“我想和你们头谈谈.”
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前台小姐:“头不在.你明天来吧 !”